London - "It was bad enough last year," a No 10 deep throat whispered, "when one of Sam Cam's little bastard brothers, Luigi 'The Squid' Mussolini, got into the semifinals - and landed the top grace 'n' favor catering spot at the Olympic Village.
The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...
Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...
London - A new book published this week lays bare Sam Cam's love life before she married her knight in shiny armour. It paints a vivid picture of a political groupie hardwired by DNA to land a top bloke. Some of her dates fell quickly by the wa...
Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to rep...
The Prime Minister has announced that the £50,000 per head price being charged to have dinner with him at 'Number 10' is to be reduced to just £20,000. The decision to significantly reduce the dinner prices follows adverse publicity over the weeke...
London - Described on the handpump as 'a stunning blonde beer, full-bodied and voluptuous' the Strangers Bar guest ale is hardly an Ann (48GG-38-44) Widdecombe tribute tipple judging by the semi-naked Bunny Girl pic emblazoned on the tap. Tonight...
David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
London - The true extent of the Italian crisis was revealed today as genealogy experts in exotic genome strains published a comparison of the two women's DNA. "They've got the same Dad, these two little minxes," Royal Freak Hospital emeritius pro...
Here at Back and to the Left news we are dedicated to bringing you more examples of politicians pissing your money into the wind. Since playing a 1-1 draw with the Lib Dems at the 2010 general election, the home of the British Prime Minister has undergone a complete refurbishment. David Cameron has lost his battle to continue lying to the public about how much it cost for his wife's re-fit to 1...
Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...
David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...
London - A chilling Libra Full Moon and ominous Mars/Saturn clash mark the start of Samantha Cameron's fifth decade on Monday. "It's a stark astrological dilemma, like," a Downing Street tarot consultant said today, "and it's gnawing away at Sam's...
London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...
It appears Sally Bercow has a lot to answer for! Her risque photos in front of Big Ben have inspired other MP's wives and partners to get in on the act! A 'Calendar Girls' style calendar to be released as part of this year's Comic Relief celebrati...
London - (Sinking Ship News): Is the seat of government really overrun with vermin spoonfeeding yet more deception to a gullible British public? Today's arrival of a pest control operative saw Downing Street officials' relief at the prospect of tr...
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