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Funny story: Mike Ashley Is A Cuntroversial Man

Mike Ashley Is A Cuntroversial Man

Ex England boss and full-time chippy connoisseur, Sam Allardyce, has sensationally revealed today that he has turned down an approach from Newcastle United to return as manager. In a phone interview with owner, Mike Ashley, Big Sam reportedly said:...

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Funny story: Sams A Celebrity

Sams A Celebrity

Big Sam Allardyce is in talks with ITV about taking over on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" for the new season. Big Sam, 62, was last seen terrifying the shit out of Crystal Palace players in his successful attempt to keep them in the Premier Le...

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Funny story: Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

The real reason for Sam Allardyce being sacked as England football manager has now come to light. While the official version is that he helped others circumvent FA rules on transfers, insiders have revealed that his obsession with playing games of an...

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Funny story: Big Sam's Sacrifice

Big Sam's Sacrifice

Big Sam Allardyce has made a glorious gesture and decided that West Ham need him more than England. Th Hammers, now in the relegation zone of the Premier league have been named Harry Gold's Pieces of Eight due to the number of players West Ham se...

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Funny story: Big Sam's Exciting New Plan for England

Big Sam's Exciting New Plan for England

Sam Allardyce, England's new football manager has launched his exciting new plan for England's football team exclusively in a discussion with our intrepid sports journalist John Wright. Allardyce promised a change from Hodgson's 'diet of stodge' d...

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Funny story: Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Allardyce Names Squad For 2018 World Cup Embarrassment

Sam Allardyce has named his 23 man squad for the 2018 FIFA World Cup with Paul Gasgoine in alongside Kenny Sansom while Bobby Charlton and Gordon Banks miss out along with the late Stanley Matthews. Gasgoine impressed during Euro '96 scoring again...

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Funny story: Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Football fans responsible for dirty dishes

Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...

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Funny story: Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Ace Michael Owen nets thief after watching raid on CCTV Full Story: The Sun He's got used to watching the action sitting down after being on the bench at Man United for so long... Felippe 'Big Phil' Scolari wants to return to manage in England after getting the push from Palmeires.... Full Story: Talksport Big Phil looking for a big job, I suggest he watches this space at West Ham to replac...

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Funny story: Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

New West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is confident that he will follow in the footsteps of Alan Pardew, Gianfranco Zola and Avram Grant and not return the famous club to their former glory. The East London club have failed to finish higher than 9th plac...

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Funny story: 'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect. East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters: "We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...

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Funny story: Bubble Bath for Allardyce

Bubble Bath for Allardyce

Bouncing bubbles greeted new West Ham manager Sam Allardyce as he stepped from cloud nine on his journey to Upton Park where he was to meet the loyal supporters of West Ham United. Before throwing Sam (whose American Uncle is well known in the Sta...

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Funny story: Big "Sam" changes his name

Big "Sam" changes his name

BLACKBURN Rover's manager Allardyce has changed his name, according to Lancashire County Court officials. Contrary to popular opinion, he was actually christened "Big" by his parents in 1936. "Sam" became his nickname in primary school for no particu...

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Funny story: Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping," Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Big Sam Allardyce has complained that Rafa Benitez did not meet him for a drink after the recent Liverpool v Blackburn match. "It's so typical of the bloke. Any decent English bloke knows a few beers after the match is the way it's done. He just i...

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Funny story: Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown has reluctantly conceded that, in the wake of his side's 2-1 home defeat to fellow strugglers Blackburn Rovers this very afternoon, the Tigers' tilt at the Premier League title is over for another season. Brown spoke t...

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