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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Mafia Boss Says If President Trump Loses and Refuses to Vacate the White House, He Has Some Fellas Who Will Help Him Leave

A Brooklyn Mafia Boss Says If President Trump Loses and Refuses to Vacate the White House, He Has Some Fellas Who Will Help Him Leave

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that President Trump has said that, if he loses the election, he will simply refuse to vacate the White House. The so-called 'Fair and Balanced' network pointed out that the President remarked that…

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Funny story: New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says That New Yorkers Better Start Self-Isolating

Brooklyn Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says That New Yorkers Better Start Self-Isolating

BROOKLYN – Infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has issued a statement that he hopes the residents of New York City will pay attention to. Sal, as his family, his close friends, and law-enforcement officers call him, said that he is putting...

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Funny story: People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The director of National Financial Subsidy Payments has said that the government is ready to start handing out the $1,000 CD-19 subsidy payments to every adult in the USA. Hank Weathermaker stressed that the money will, at first...

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Funny story: New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

NEW YORK CITY - The state of New York has issued an apology to the state of Pennsylvania. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight took some video of approximately 600 New York state dump trucks filled with snow crossing into Pennsylvania and dumping...

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Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

BROOKLYN - The head of one of New York City's largest crime families, Salvatore Goombalini has sent a message to Alec "The Brat" Baldwin. Goombalini made it very clear to Mr. Baldwin that the ten Goombalini brothers have had enough of his diva-lik...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Kirstie Alley To Stop Messing With Leah Remini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, the head of the notorious Goombalini family, has issued a message to Kirstie Alley and the other members of the Church of The Scientific Method. The Brooklyn Mob boss stated in no uncertain terms that Alley better...

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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

NEW YORK CITY - The head of the Goombalini crime family Salvatore Goombalini appeared on an edition of Piers Morgan Tonight. The Brooklyn Mafioso recently told President Obama that if he gave him the word he would send a couple of his boys to Russ...

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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells President Obama His Offer To Capture Edward Snowden Still Stands

BROOKLYN - The notorious Mafioso Salvatore Goombalini, who heads one of New York City's biggest mob families, has informed President Obama that his offer of a week ago still stands. Goombalini, who is the eldest of 10 brothers, let the president k...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of one of New York's biggest crime family's, has heard about Justin Bieber's penchant for going around spitting on people. In the latest of half a dozen saliva incidents, Bieber stood on a hotel balcony and sp...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Vice-President Biden: Hello Mr. President, are you there? 8:01 a.m. President Obama: Good morning to you Joey. How are things going so far? 8:04 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Pretty good Barry. Say have you heard anymore concerning that New England Patriots Super Bowl Ring that Vladimir Putin reportedly stole? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: Well Joey, kinda, sorta, I gue...

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Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Funny story: New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard. Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was str...

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Funny story: New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control. The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...

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