The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden. A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjo…
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
Vox Populi reports that New York's most infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini has just purchased Elon Musk's New Jersey shore mansion. Goombalini bought the Viking Sword Mansion for $26.7 million. The mansion sits on 19 acres and includes a he…
Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…
Reports filtering out of Brooklyn are that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family is looking to purchase the Statue of Liberty. Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer said that he spoke with crime boss Salvatore Goombalin in…
Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Brooklyn is that three of the underworld's top Mafia bosses met to discuss the situation regarding Donald Trump. The Cloud 9 News Agency is reporting that the three high-profile crime fam…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The head of the biggest mob family in America has just let it be known that he wants to buy Trump's Mar-a-Lago mansion complex. After checking with The Florida State Commission on Property Values, Salvatore Goo…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After Trump's Secret Service agents rebelled against Old Trumelstilskin, and have now left him high and dry, he is looking to find someone to protect his big, fat lard ass. His son Eric The Goofy, told him to just g…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino has written a follow up story on the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family, Salvatore Goombalini, offering to personally take Teddy "Eddie Munster" Cruz fishing.
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that President Trump has said that, if he loses the election, he will simply refuse to vacate the White House. The so-called 'Fair and Balanced' network pointed out that the President remarked that…
Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...
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