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Funny story: The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden. A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjo…

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Funny story: The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…

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Funny story: A New York City crime boss buys Elon Musk's Viking Sword Mansion

A New York City crime boss buys Elon Musk's Viking Sword Mansion

Vox Populi reports that New York's most infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini has just purchased Elon Musk's New Jersey shore mansion. Goombalini bought the Viking Sword Mansion for $26.7 million. The mansion sits on 19 acres and includes a he…

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Funny story: Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…

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Funny story: The nation's top crime family wants to buy The Statue of Liberty

The nation's top crime family wants to buy The Statue of Liberty

Reports filtering out of Brooklyn are that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family is looking to purchase the Statue of Liberty. Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer said that he spoke with crime boss Salvatore Goombalin in…

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Funny story: Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing

Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing

Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…

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Funny story: Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…

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Funny story: Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid

Mafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…

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Funny story: Brooklyn's Goombalini Sports-Loving Crime Family Has Just Purchased Seven Sports Bars

Brooklyn's Goombalini Sports-Loving Crime Family Has Just Purchased Seven Sports Bars

BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…

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Funny story: Three of The Country's Top Mafiosos Meet To Discuss Donald Trump

Three of The Country's Top Mafiosos Meet To Discuss Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Brooklyn is that three of the underworld's top Mafia bosses met to discuss the situation regarding Donald Trump. The Cloud 9 News Agency is reporting that the three high-profile crime fam…

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Funny story: Sal Goombalini The #1 Mobster In The Nation Tells Trump He Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

Sal Goombalini The #1 Mobster In The Nation Tells Trump He Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The head of the biggest mob family in America has just let it be known that he wants to buy Trump's Mar-a-Lago mansion complex. After checking with The Florida State Commission on Property Values, Salvatore Goo…

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Funny story: Trump Asked Brooklyn Mobster Salvatore Goombalini To Be His Personal Bodyguard - Sal's Reply Was Priceless!

Trump Asked Brooklyn Mobster Salvatore Goombalini To Be His Personal Bodyguard - Sal's Reply Was Priceless!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After Trump's Secret Service agents rebelled against Old Trumelstilskin, and have now left him high and dry, he is looking to find someone to protect his big, fat lard ass. His son Eric The Goofy, told him to just g…

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Funny story: Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino has written a follow up story on the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family, Salvatore Goombalini, offering to personally take Teddy "Eddie Munster" Cruz fishing.

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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Mafia Boss Says If President Trump Loses and Refuses to Vacate the White House, He Has Some Fellas Who Will Help Him Leave

A Brooklyn Mafia Boss Says If President Trump Loses and Refuses to Vacate the White House, He Has Some Fellas Who Will Help Him Leave

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that President Trump has said that, if he loses the election, he will simply refuse to vacate the White House. The so-called 'Fair and Balanced' network pointed out that the President remarked that…

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Funny story: New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...

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