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Funny story: Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

"I can't stand seafood, and I almost never eat regular bread," said Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, who's pretty certain she's vegan and probably also gluten-free. "I almost always opt for the wrap instead." Eating healthy in Lowcountr...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla. Palin told the crowd of 19 people tha...

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Funny story: The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The city of Anchorage is known for its dog sled races, snowmobiling, snow, Polar Pale Ale Beer, kayaking, snow, rafting, being home to the largest Eskimo igloo in the world, and snow. It is also home to The Annual Salmon Mating Ritual Festival & Parade. The event is one of the year's greatest celebrations and is attended by every citizen of the city. But this year a g...

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Funny story: The Revenge Of The Salmon- An Alaskan Horror Story

The Revenge Of The Salmon- An Alaskan Horror Story

AN ALASKAN HORROR STORY- THE REVENGE OF THE SALMON A salmon does not know when it is time to die. They fight on when there is nothing left to fight for, or to fight with. They are the Marine Corps of fish. Salmon will continue to try to swim upstream even when they are in water so shallow that if they were to lie still their mouths would be out of the water. There have been salmon that hav...

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