An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner!
Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud of a squirrel terrorising tourists in New York as they step off the ferry boats after visiting the Statue of Liberty!
The squirrel perches on branches waiting to pounce on any Japanese nutter who dares offer ot...
It isn't often one sees a saber toothed squirrel.
Of course, it isn't often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: "Why the (bleep) does that squirrel have a saber tooth and how can he chew anything without sticking himself?" is often heard.
Chena Hot Springs Resort, Alaska has one. His name is 'Tham' for reason...
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