The elephant in the newsroom had been experiencing sighs and hand wringing prior to dramatic developments with his internal organs. Precipitating, according to witnesses, was the report from a news investigator that a juror in the trial had stated…
Members of the crypto community have raised more than $38M for Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, who is currently imprisoned on multiple charges in London. AssangeDao, a decentralized autonomous organization, is a fundraising group created…
The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.
Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...
Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...
This week, Inspector General Horowitz stated that, despite some problems in processing, the 17 intelligence agencies responsible for Russia-gate were impartial, sincere, and unbiased. MSM pundits are pleased. However, Attorney General Barr did...
Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...
As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...
Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...
The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...
Intelligence agencies are expressing their admiration of the frequency of Mr. Mueller’s recent “I’m loathe to get into that” statements at a congressional hearing this week. Mueller avoided questions some 200 times in recent questioning before co...
Yesterday, spectators at the Copenhagen Democracy Summit 2019 were startled by a Skype call, supposedly from Mr. Trump. During a panel discussion, Nick Clegg, Facebook’s Head of Global Affairs, appeared to receive the call. “No one loves democr...
A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...
Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...
Once again Looser Guccifer 2.0 has come forward to The Guard Dog to blow the whistle and serve the public on what is still dark and unknown. Ms. Clinton and Mr. Mueller followed up on release of The Mueller Report with a private party at Club Met...
Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...
Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...
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