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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to create all-trans TV channel

Rupert Murdoch to create all-trans TV channel

Rupert Murdoch, like all millionaires and billionaires, hates losing money. But times are always a-changin'. Rupert got successfully sued – something he thought he'd never see in his ancient lifetime – and it scared him into thinking that even ric…

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Funny story: The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…

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Funny story: Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

Fox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…

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Funny story: After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

After Firing Tucker Carlson, Fox News Owner Rupert Murdock Says Hannity, Ingraham, Gutfeld And Others Are Next

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning turn of events, the Fox News castle is abuzz with news that King Rupert I has had an epiphany and realized that his network has been overrun by a band of no-good, low-life, talentless hacks (aka his TV hos…

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Actually Controlled by Alien Hemorrhoid

Rupert Murdoch Actually Controlled by Alien Hemorrhoid

In a rare bout of toilet humor, in an interview with the Australia News Weekly, Rupert Murdoch says that he isn’t the one who uses his media outlet to spread right-wing propaganda to the world to try and “Make Fascism Fun Again” (MFFA), it’s somethin…

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

Rupert Murdoch's Personal Assistant Says He Is Considering Selling Fox News to CNN

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In breaking news out of "The Big Apple," BuzzFuzz is reporting that multi-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox News, is seriously considering selling Fox News; and the possible buyer is none other than Fox News com…

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Funny story: Fox News Spreads its Disease to Foreign Devils

Fox News Spreads its Disease to Foreign Devils

Fox News is spreading like a disease! Soon there will be Fox News affiliates all through China and Russia, delivering top-notch “journalism” to people on the other side of the world who know nothing about Rupert Murdoch! (Australia is located how…

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Funny story: Rupert Murdock, Fox News Owner Says He's Cleaning House - Hannity, Carlson, and Ingraham All Get The Runs

Rupert Murdock, Fox News Owner Says He's Cleaning House - Hannity, Carlson, and Ingraham All Get The Runs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdock, owner of Fox recently told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that he is sick and tired of listening to Fox News dummies go on, and on, and on, about how Trump The Treasonous Traitor had the election s…

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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Divorces Jerry Hall And Quickly Marries a Gorgeously Sexy 24-Year-Old Woman

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Divorces Jerry Hall And Quickly Marries a Gorgeously Sexy 24-Year-Old Woman

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdoch has always said that he loves the idea of being married to hot, sexy, blonde woman. And so after divorcing Texas-born model Jerry Hall, who was once married to Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, the…

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Funny story: The Fox News Network Has Just Issued A Directive That No Hosts or Guests Are To Ever Mention The Dreaded Trump Name Again

The Fox News Network Has Just Issued A Directive That No Hosts or Guests Are To Ever Mention The Dreaded Trump Name Again

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A Fox News Network spokesman has just informed the news media that network owner Rupert "The Relic" Murdoch has just stated that effective immediately, all of his Fox News employees are prohibited from ever mentioning…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

The ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsburg was asked whether she thought if one of the Proud Boys, or a member of the Boogaloo Boys, or any other white supremacists supporters of Trump, were to kill or injure a voter while attempting to cast their Biden vote,…

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Funny story: Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…

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Funny story: The Fox Network to Merge With Comedy Central

The Fox Network to Merge With Comedy Central

NEW YORK CITY – In a move that caught just about every employee at the Fox Network by surprise, Fox owner, Rupert Murdoch, has announced that Fox will be merging with Comedy Central. The Baltimore Beacon Star newspaper first broke the news after t...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

After a relentless campaign of negative attacks on Jeremy Corbyn, Rupert Murdoch was said to be furious that the Labour leader did so well in the election. One observer said that on seeing the first exit poll on election night, Murdoch stormed out of...

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