PAMPLONA, Spain – (Satire News) – Spain’s national news agency, Los Frijoles, has just learned that hundreds of Persons for the Equitable Tolerance of Animals (PETA) members are planning to attend and disrupt this year’s world-famous Pamplona’s Runn…
PAMPLONA, Spain – a representative for the Annual Pamplona Running of the Bulls Committee has stated that, because of the horrid Coronavirus pandemic, the summer time event has been moved out of the country. Generalissimo Alberto Roberto Del Puer...
The annual 'Running of the Bulls' bull run in the Spanish city of Pamplona got off to a disappointing start today when absolutely nobody - not a single person - was killed. The event is a major attraction for the city, with morbid spectators takin...
MADRID - The Spanish government has just announced that effective February 14, 2014, (Valentine's Day) it will be implementing its ban on transvestites. Spain's national news agency, Olé News has informed the public that the government figured tha...
A 73-year-old Spanish man was gored in the right leg on the first day of the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, though the incident actually occurred in Balham, South London, while he was shopping for cheese. Pedro Santorini from Pamplona an...
PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
A British man is in hospital awaiting surgery after being gored by a bull on the third day of Pamplona's famous bull run, officials said. The unidentified 20-year-old needed surgery on the wound in his left thigh which doctors said was serious following the morning bull run, the third run of the nine day festival, which was described as "tense and dangerous" So reads a headline in the online U...
One man sustained serious injuries after being gored in the thorax, while a second man was gored in the left leg but was in better condition, said Fernando Boneta, a doctor at Navarra Hospital. The more seriously injured man was a 22-year-old Spaniar...
Well, the first 'run' of the bulls in San Fermin, Pamplona went well. The online newspaper caption below a photograph of the running bulls, bodies strewn around the floor, and people looking 'rather scared' says: "Thousands of daredevils dashed th...
Hurry to Pamplona, the Running of the Bulls is soon to take place. People are already guzzling down gallons of red wine, which is used to give them the courage to run in front of these heavyweight bulls who are sent charging through the streets to e...
MADRID, Spain - The president of Spain, Johnny Gomez has signed a proclamation that will outlaw the yearly running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain beginning next year. President Gomez said that he has received hundreds of emails from Spanish citiz...
Pamplona, Spain - It was an inside joke carried too far, say the locals. "Yeah," said Pablo Sanchez-Gomez a Basque residing in Pamplona, Spain using a translator. "Whenever a tourista would ask the barista at the La Rosa Café [The Red Cafe] for a Cap...
Every year, the San Fermín Festival in Pamplona, Spain brings hundreds of drunken Spaniards pressing their luck against angry bulls. The event involves hundreds of lunatics trying to outrun pissed-off bulls down a half mile stretch of cobbled street...
Latest reports say that a woman from Barcelona who was gored 'half to death' at the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, was taken there by her husband. Consuela Martinez, 48, told hospital staff that her husband, Henrique, had taken her to Pa…
One man was gored today by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was too the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.
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