Capitol police are not sure they have the personnel to carry out Ms. Pelosi's new orders, especially for bathroom breaks from the House floor. The issue rises from a purported metal detector violation by two Republican House members, Reps. Louie G…
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...
There ARE laws against many actions, which citizens here and there around the world may be unaware of. *If a company leaves its manual for how to create a product lying around on the sidewalk, you must not pick it up and sell it to one of that com...
NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...
Two people viewing a house were concussed when several multi-packs of metre-rulers fell on their heads. Mr & Mrs Sorhedds were looking round the property in Gateshead with a view to buying it. As they peered up to look at the upstairs ceiling,...
Several weeks back the NBA rumor mill was running wild with talks of expanding the dimensions of the court, as well as adding a 4-point line. This sparked a heated debate between fans, coaches, players, and NBA officials alike. As unlikely as it seem...
PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made an announcement regarding the football play commonly referred to as the onside kick. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking in his office to a group of sports reporters informed them that...
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has vowed to clean up some football issues that it has allowed to continue for far too long. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that one rule that the NFL has passed and which it will soon start...
Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...
DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong. "For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...
ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs. He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...
PHOENIX - Many NFL fans are wondering if the Arizona heat may have gotten to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and some of the team owners after some of the new NFL rule changes were announced. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the major rules ch...
Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...
NEW YORK - Sandlot Andy, the chair of the baseball Playing Rules Committee, today held a press conference to announce new rules. At its May 2012 meeting, it voted to incorporate the extended infield-fly rule to apply to ground balls. Henceforth, any...
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