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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Baltimore’s Eye-Spectator Channel 69, is reporting that security cameras caught an ugly-as-hell woman carrying a paint gun and a bag of thumb tacks, working her way into the Senate chamber on January 6. Upon clos…

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Funny story: Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Become One Big Orange Ball of Stress

President Trump Has Become One Big Orange Ball of Stress

LOOSE WOMAN, Georgia – (Satire News) – President Trump, desperate to rake in even more money, spoke before a crowd of 1.3 million maskless supporters (his estimate), in Loose Woman, Georgia. Trump opened up with blatant lie after blatant lie, stat…

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Funny story: Texts To Tittle Tattle Tonight - (12/4/20)

Texts To Tittle Tattle Tonight - (12/4/20)

DONALD TRUMP, KAYLEIGH McENANY, MELANIA TRUMP, RUDY GIULIANI Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – Stop referring to me as #Loser. I mean it. I really, really mean it! -Donald Trump Your president (at least until 1/20/21) Dear Donald – Shut the fuck…

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Funny story: Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Evidence of election rigging has roiled New Zealand's "Bird of the Year" competition after a case of ballot-box stuffing has threatened to derail avian democracy. Suspicion began when organizers received more than 1,500 votes sent from the same em…

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Funny story: McDonalds Has Banned Rudy Giuliani

McDonalds Has Banned Rudy Giuliani

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the McDonalds Corporation, has just issued a corporate memo, which prohibits President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, from setting foot in any McDonalds restaurant in the nation. Board member,…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

Rudy Giuliani’s Face Is Horribly Melting, Proving The Man Is a Damn Zombie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – New York City Police are reporting that Rudolph William Louis Giuliani is actually a zombie. NYPD said that they got over 200 calls reporting a zombie sighting, and, after investigating, they ascertained that it was…

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Funny story: Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo” Used To Bamboozle Voting Count

Voter Fraud: “Project Quasimodo” Used To Bamboozle Voting Count

BILLINGSGATE POST: Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, an undercover agent hired by Trump attorney, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate voter fraud in Philadelphia, revealed that he had broken the code of an underground voter clearance site, nicknamed “Projec…

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Funny story: Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Episode 1: The Case of the Stolen Election Scene 1 Rudy Guiliani and Eric Trump are in their car in a parking lot in downtown Philadelphia. Eric: Gee, Uncle Rudy, these corned beef sangwiches are delicious. Do you have any mustard? Rudy…

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Funny story: Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Addresses The Erectile Dysfunction Rumors

Rudy Giuliani Addresses The Erectile Dysfunction Rumors

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who was once hailed as a hero, has now turned into the biggest laughing stock on the face of the earth. Rudy Giuliani, aka The Swamp Creature, has denied that he colluded with the Russians back in 2016. B…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says He is Going to Sue Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) For His Fake Mockumentary Which Makes Him Look Like a Jerk

Rudy Giuliani Says He is Going to Sue Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) For His Fake Mockumentary Which Makes Him Look Like a Jerk

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Sacha Baron Cohen has just learned that Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is suing him for portraying him in his new film as a perverted, tax-dodging, draft-dodging, sexual predator. Cohen said that Giuliani is…

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Rudy Giuliani is A Russian Spy

Secret Documents Reveal That Rudy Giuliani is A Russian Spy

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Documents have been discovered by the iNews organization that clearly show that Trump attorney and long-time friend Rudy Giuliani is, in fact, a Russian agent. Although millions of Americans have suspected that all alon…

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Funny story: The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette has just noted that the number one-selling Halloween mask for this Halloween season is the President Donald Trump mask. One of the nation’s leading Halloween mask producers, Masks & A…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani is Missing

Rudy Giuliani is Missing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has been informed that his lawyer Rudy Giuliani appears to be MIA. Trump’s favorite attorney was reportedly last seen at a Coney Island hot dog stand purchasing six hot dogs to go. The hot dog vendor said that...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...

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