NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump is quickly learning that people have had enough of his spoiled, brat, Manhattanesque shenanigans. People, even his own hardcore supporters have gone soft on him, and many are now calling him The Pied Piper of…
BISCUIT BITCH, Florida - (Satire News) - After the recent Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, have succeeded in making Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump look like the lying, low-life, scum-sucking, anti-American pussy th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Jan. 6, Senate Committee chairman Bernie Thompson has informed Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani that he had better appear before the select committee (in person). Giuliani, who pleaded the fifth, a total of 97…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The former mayor of New York City, and ex-chief counsel for Don The Con (Trump) told Brooklyn police that while he was buying groceries, cigarettes, condoms, and vodka at the local Dilly Dally Supermarket Chain, an old blue…
Rudy Guiliani was spotted in New York Pride Parade sporting a YUGE PUSSY! Donald Trump tried to grope him, so Rudy knew he was doing something right. Melania wept since she was knocked off top spot by Rudy’s immense gash. Ivanka managed to stick a…
Rudy Giuliani has stated: “We’ve got lots of theories, but we just don’t have the evidence.” This was in reference to voter fraud allegations he and Trump made. Other bullshit: “We got lots of hookers, but no blow.” “We got lots of Alamos,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man that has been pegged "The Swamp Creature" by most news agencies; including the GOP state network, Fox News, has just revealed a shocking development. Rudy Giuliani, whose sweat is actually black, as evidence…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed in a video deposition that was shown at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, that his former piece-of-shit, lying, screwing boss took mil…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…
Who'd of thought? Putin invading Ukraine again? Yes, that was always a possibility. Trump telling another self-aggrandizing lie? Like the sun always rises. North Korea sending another super missile into the bay near Japan? Naughty, and not too…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well everyone knew that it was just a matter of time before one of Trump's favorite confidantes would go totally and completely bat shit crazy. The Daily Drama is reporting that the man who is known as one of the ug…
Apparently not willing to abandon his Lobster Bisque, former Donald Trump attorney and the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani was seen and videotaped shaving his face using a battery-operated shaver while eating his Bisque in the Delta d…
It has been a rough week for the Honorable Andrew Cuomo, New York’s beleaguered governor. Everyone from President Biden to the entire New York congressional delegation is calling on the governor to resign following a report issued by New York’s…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The word out of Mar-a-Lago is that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has decided to throw his red MAGA hat in the ring and run for governor of New York against the sitting governor, Andrew Cuomo.
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports are that Rudy Giuliani will no longer be able to practice law due to the fact that the New York State Agency on Fraudulent Behavior has stripped him of his law license. Giuliani, who threw a fit that Trump h…
Rudolph Giuliani law license was suspended today by the New York Supreme Court for telling lies about the 2020 election. The shocking question about his suspension is: What took the New York Supreme Court so long to act? And how did the Court manage…
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