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Funny story: Trump's "Crazy Team" Abandoned Him Because They All Said The Asshole Is One Crazy-Fucked Up Nazi

Trump's "Crazy Team" Abandoned Him Because They All Said The Asshole Is One Crazy-Fucked Up Nazi

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump is quickly learning that people have had enough of his spoiled, brat, Manhattanesque shenanigans. People, even his own hardcore supporters have gone soft on him, and many are now calling him The Pied Piper of…

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Funny story: Everyone Agrees That It's Time That The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Fucking Trump Circus Leaves Town (For Good!)

Everyone Agrees That It's Time That The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Fucking Trump Circus Leaves Town (For Good!)

BISCUIT BITCH, Florida - (Satire News) - After the recent Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, have succeeded in making Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump look like the lying, low-life, scum-sucking, anti-American pussy th…

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Funny story: The Jan 6, Senate Committe Tells Rudy Giuliani To Appear In Person or Else His Ass Will Get Thrown In Jail For Five Weeks

The Jan 6, Senate Committe Tells Rudy Giuliani To Appear In Person or Else His Ass Will Get Thrown In Jail For Five Weeks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Jan. 6, Senate Committee chairman Bernie Thompson has informed Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani that he had better appear before the select committee (in person). Giuliani, who pleaded the fifth, a total of 97…

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Funny story: Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani Gets His Ass Kicked By An Octogenarian Woman In a Wheelchair

Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani Gets His Ass Kicked By An Octogenarian Woman In a Wheelchair

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The former mayor of New York City, and ex-chief counsel for Don The Con (Trump) told Brooklyn police that while he was buying groceries, cigarettes, condoms, and vodka at the local Dilly Dally Supermarket Chain, an old blue…

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Funny story: Rudy’s Big Pussy

Rudy’s Big Pussy

Rudy Guiliani was spotted in New York Pride Parade sporting a YUGE PUSSY! Donald Trump tried to grope him, so Rudy knew he was doing something right. Melania wept since she was knocked off top spot by Rudy’s immense gash. Ivanka managed to stick a…

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Funny story: Rudy’s Bullshit List

Rudy’s Bullshit List

Rudy Giuliani has stated: “We’ve got lots of theories, but we just don’t have the evidence.” This was in reference to voter fraud allegations he and Trump made. Other bullshit: “We got lots of hookers, but no blow.” “We got lots of Alamos,…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Told Trump That 73,917 Dead People In Pennsylvania Voted In The 2020 Presidential Election

Rudy Giuliani Told Trump That 73,917 Dead People In Pennsylvania Voted In The 2020 Presidential Election

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man that has been pegged "The Swamp Creature" by most news agencies; including the GOP state network, Fox News, has just revealed a shocking development. Rudy Giuliani, whose sweat is actually black, as evidence…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed in a video deposition that was shown at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, that his former piece-of-shit, lying, screwing boss took mil…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…

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Funny story: Giuliani Has Clammed Up? Nah, Never, No Way

Giuliani Has Clammed Up? Nah, Never, No Way

Who'd of thought? Putin invading Ukraine again? Yes, that was always a possibility. Trump telling another self-aggrandizing lie? Like the sun always rises. North Korea sending another super missile into the bay near Japan? Naughty, and not too…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Spotted In Central Park Feeding The Ducks While Totally Naked

Rudy Giuliani Spotted In Central Park Feeding The Ducks While Totally Naked

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well everyone knew that it was just a matter of time before one of Trump's favorite confidantes would go totally and completely bat shit crazy. The Daily Drama is reporting that the man who is known as one of the ug…

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Funny story: Yuk! Giuliani Shaving While Eating Lobster Bisque At JFK’s Delta Lounge

Yuk! Giuliani Shaving While Eating Lobster Bisque At JFK’s Delta Lounge

Apparently not willing to abandon his Lobster Bisque, former Donald Trump attorney and the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani was seen and videotaped shaving his face using a battery-operated shaver while eating his Bisque in the Delta d…

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Funny story: Some Good News for Governor Cuomo

Some Good News for Governor Cuomo

It has been a rough week for the Honorable Andrew Cuomo, New York’s beleaguered governor. Everyone from President Biden to the entire New York congressional delegation is calling on the governor to resign following a report issued by New York’s…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He’s Going To Run For Governor of New York

Donald Trump Says He’s Going To Run For Governor of New York

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The word out of Mar-a-Lago is that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has decided to throw his red MAGA hat in the ring and run for governor of New York against the sitting governor, Andrew Cuomo.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Blames Trump For His Being Stripped of His Attorney License

Rudy Giuliani Blames Trump For His Being Stripped of His Attorney License

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports are that Rudy Giuliani will no longer be able to practice law due to the fact that the New York State Agency on Fraudulent Behavior has stripped him of his law license. Giuliani, who threw a fit that Trump h…

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Funny story: Giuliani Law License Suspended For Lying

Giuliani Law License Suspended For Lying

Rudolph Giuliani law license was suspended today by the New York Supreme Court for telling lies about the 2020 election. The shocking question about his suspension is: What took the New York Supreme Court so long to act? And how did the Court manage…

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