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Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Funny story: Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.

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Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Funny story: Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Startling developments have been underway at the North Pole, recently. Days after the elves resigned, after elf leader, Cedar Snowfluff, took offence at being mistaken for a leprechaun by a drunk Santa, the reindeers have now followed in the elves' s...

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Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Funny story: Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Santa Claus admitted using Elves and Pixies with no N.I. numbers to an undercover reporter working for The Sunday Leftovers. 100,000 elves were freed by police and granted bail, pending an investigation by Immigration Control. Santa is thought by som...

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Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

"Last time I told those people the truth about the Druids and their trees but I wanted to warn them about a few other thangs! Robertson as usual started slow and then got all wound up and somewhat louder as he recorded his message. He then shut...

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Santa forgets about Christmas!

Funny story: Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa has forgotten to deliver his presents this year because his reindeer, Rudolph, went AWOL, so instead of hitching up his reserve reindeer called Reginald, he also went AWOL. Millions of crying kids waiting for Santa to appear with his sack of...

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Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...

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Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

Funny story: Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

And they are: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. They've managed to get a few days off from their Christmas duties in order to attend the festivities. And of course Rudolph will provide the air transportation. He's good at that. He'll carry Frosty in a sidecar kind of setup. It's a bit of a pain in the butt, said Rudolph; but, as he points out, "Frosty doesn't exactly ha...

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

A cool site for a wedding. In more ways than one, according to the happy couple. And a possible side effect, say Angie and Brad, is that many of the paparazzi (frozen turnips!) may choose to stay home. Ever since a Norwegian explorer married...

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Santa Postpones Christmas After Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen Sent to Jail

Funny story: Santa Postpones Christmas After Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen Sent to Jail

North Pole lawyers were busy this week at the Elf County Courthouse, trying to arrange bail and some time sensitive freedom for Dasher, Blitzen and Vixen, three of Santa's primary reindeer team. Judge Judy Friesfrost denied an early release based on...

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Twitter Birdies Celebrate at Holiday Party, Create After-hours Mischief

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Celebrate at Holiday Party, Create After-hours Mischief

What a disgrace! At the annual Twitter holiday party, many of the birdies drank too much. Way too much. Some were still in jail the next day, having been arrested for FUI (Flying Under the Influence) violations on the way home. Onlookers w...

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Santa Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus

Funny story: Santa Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus

The rumors of holiday hanky panky are flying faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. Several tabloids are reportedly ready to publish motel records from all over the world that would show Santa to be an unfaithful spouse. Some say the rumors...

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Google Street Map to cover North Pole

Funny story: Google Street Map to cover North Pole

Kids across the Western World can now log onto to Google and see Father Christmas's house at the North Pole, with Google Street View finally reaching the most northerly point on the planet. "We're quite excited," said head of Google Mapping, Douga...

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Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

Funny story: Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever. "Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...

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National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

Funny story: National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

The wind did it. So they say. Hogwash! It wasn't the wind at all. It was a group of elves from Santa's workshop who made a quick visit from the North Pole to Washington, D.C., and knocked down the tree. Why? you ask. Chief Elf Elvis, at a p...

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Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

Funny story: Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

The long-awaited all-party report on 'Christmas in England' was finally published today in time for inclusion in the Queen's Christmas message. The enquiry that led to the report was set up to examine and make recommendations about key controversi...

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Training for Christmas Eve Flight

Funny story: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Training for Christmas Eve Flight

North Pole, Alaska - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been spotted doing some weight training up in the North Pole. He is dragging around old boxes loaded up with frozen snow to build stamina for the upcoming Christmas Eve flight around the world.

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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