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Funny story: Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other

Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other

The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…

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Funny story: Trump: I Didn't Say Megyn Kelly Has "Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts"

Trump: I Didn't Say Megyn Kelly Has "Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday on Meet the Press, Chuck Todd asked Donald Trump if he had doubled down on Megyn Kelly when he suggested that the only thing wrong with Ms. Kelly was that the top of her head wasn't flat enough to rest a beer can on when...

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Funny story: Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

THE REIGN IN, SPAIN -- In the wake of her recent Instagram announcement of her engagement to disk jockey Vanessa Cortes, former Miss Spain, Patricia ("Patty-Cakes") Yurena ("The Urinal") Rodriquez ("Rocky"), has created quite a furor among like-minde...

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Funny story: Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

New York City - Saturday Night Live had their skit for 'Bad Idea Jeans.' Some ideas, even if they worked okay the first time, are just bad ideas the second time around. The latest example of this skewed thinking is the return of Rosie O'Donnel...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

MANHATTAN - Family and friends of comedian Rosie O'Donnell hardly recognize her now that she has lost 51 pounds. O'Donnell talked with Ashburn Wasabi of The Right Coast Revue at a Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. When asked what her secret was she...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell returned to "The View" on Friday. It was her first appearance on the show since her infamous brawl back in 2007 with Elisabeth Hasselbeck in 2007 caused her to step down as moderator. The source of the blowup? A discussion in wh...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do. The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or les...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Rosie O'Donnell To Play 'The Susan Boyle Story?

Except for the weight problem, no one really expected Rosie O' Donnell to play the 52-year-old singer. "I can lip sync the songs. I can do a good job with all the material Susan has", stated O'Donnell. "Leave it to me. I'll do a good job. It's a...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, the political commentator and pundit that most Democrats refer to as Trigger Face has just made an astounding announcement. The blonde pogo stick remarked to Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky Magazine that she has no idea w...

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Funny story: Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy. According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at...

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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell appeared on The Viagra View and was asked by co-host Larry King how her new marriage was going. Rosie smiled and said that if she was any happier it would probably be illegal. She then reflected on her past and h...

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Funny story: O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea. In news slowly emerging (some might say breaking)here, a drastic mediator has ben recruited to talk peace with the sabre rattling dictator Kim Jong Un. The former TV presenter and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell, has agreed to fly...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Rosie O'Donnell was in Ogallala where she was the grand marshal of The Annual Corn Cob Festival and Parade. She was having breakfast at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House with two of the town council members Flora Mimosa...

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