LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...
Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
Rumours suggesting that ageing rocker Ronnie Wood 98, won't be ageing anymore. An undercover video recording has appeared on the internet, filmed by a reporter having an "off the record" conversation with a former employee of Wood's. Anthon...
London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
A top ego expert fears for the sanity of Ronnie Spector, ex-wife of iconic-but-jailed record producer Phil Spector. Apparently her ego has grown to such proportions that while skimming through Rolling Stone Keith Richards's autobiography she assum...
Ronnie Wood the string pinging dinosaur is said to be absolutely devastated at the news his latest love Kate Moss has married. Wood (very old) is believed to have locked himself away in his council house in Peckham and is refusing to answer the door.
Reports coming in to this office suggest that Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood 62, is psyching himself up to give Jonas Altberg aka Basshunter a bloody good kicking, when he comes out of the CBB house. Wood is furious that Jonas has been makin...
Claygate, Slurrey - (Cock-N-Bull): "Firstly, M'Lud, let me make it clear there were no golf clubs involved," Shark E Blinkenshyster, barrister-at-law to the drunk and wealthy told a Surrey magistrates court today. "Further, M'Lud, my client catego...
London - (Sticky Fingers): "We suspect he's shagging that hermaphrodite floozy," pals of sexagenarian Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood said today, "whotsisname, Caster Semen-ya." Neighbors in top Hampstead eurotrash enclave Redington Road also...
Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...
Just days after leaving rehab in Surrey, leathery alcoholic Ronnie Wood (85) has run off with yet another wild young Russian. Regulars at the 'Leather on Willow Inn' at Chew Magna, Somerset were amazed when Wood, who looks like Rod Stewart but wi...
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