Clown Town, USA Clowns everywhere, even in the ultra-secret clown town, are worried about the clown backlash going on as neo-clowns suit up and then hang around someplace semi-public like a car wash or park and creep everyone out. It doesn't help tha...
Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...
OAK BROOK, Illinois - The latest sales reports for the McDonald's fast food chain are in and they show a downward slide trend continuing. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta informed the news media that a lot of that has to do with the big a...
Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald were married Thursday at Birdie the Early Bird Special Inn in Sarasota, Florida. Willard "Mayor" McCheese, a friend of the couple, who was given permission by the State of Florida to perform the ceremony, o...
Warner Brothers, in competition with Fox, Paramount, MGM, and Disney, looks to be the first out of the gate with a planned biopic of the recently deceased singer Michael Jackson. The planned movie will begin filming Monday, will have a five day film...
Manchester UK: Man city moved quickly today to sign Ronald McDonald from the giant burger chain McDonalds. After attempts to sign various Ronalds, Ronaldhino from AC Milan, superstar Ronaldo from Man Utd and fat boy, not slim, brazillian Ronaldo,...
FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.
The US was today bidding farewell to Ronald McDonald on a national day of mourning of a scale not seen for generations.
San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...
"It just wasn't working out between us" claimed Nigella, 73, emerging from the solicitors office with Ronald McDonald. "I was on the bounce from John (Diamond, her previous husband who died a few years ago, was a top journalist and to whom this r...
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