NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…
WESTMINSTER, England - (UK Satire) - Songstress Cheryl Cole has purchased Villa Tambourine Mansion, which for many years was the 7,003 sq. ft. palatial home of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. Tammy Blimeyweather, with The Brit Music Scene…
NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…
MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The legendary 60's folk singer Bob Dylan spoke with Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding some out-of-the-blue charges. He made it very clear that the charges that he stole the song “Like A Rolling Stone”…
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Ta Ta For Now News has just announced that the legendary Rolling Stones will start their postponed 2020 tour in late September of this year. TTFNN’s reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, who recently was awarded her house…
Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - RNC moderators Diamond and Silk have just announced the main speakers for the opening night of President Donald Trump’s presidential convention. Diamond said that 70s TV star Scott Baio will speak about how the P…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no one who is happier about Michael Cohen’s revelation regarding Trump’s “Golden Showers” disclosure than Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Adele. Neil Young told NBC News that now, he ho…
DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…
The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…
Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…
NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…
LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...
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