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Funny story: A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones

A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Buys Mick Jagger's Luxurious Mansion In St. John's Wood

Cheryl Cole Buys Mick Jagger's Luxurious Mansion In St. John's Wood

WESTMINSTER, England - (UK Satire) - Songstress Cheryl Cole has purchased Villa Tambourine Mansion, which for many years was the 7,003 sq. ft. palatial home of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. Tammy Blimeyweather, with The Brit Music Scene…

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Funny story: The Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In

The Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In

NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…

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Funny story: The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Says He's Innocent of All Charges

Bob Dylan Says He's Innocent of All Charges

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The legendary 60's folk singer Bob Dylan spoke with Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding some out-of-the-blue charges. He made it very clear that the charges that he stole the song “Like A Rolling Stone”…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Ta Ta For Now News has just announced that the legendary Rolling Stones will start their postponed 2020 tour in late September of this year. TTFNN’s reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, who recently was awarded her house…

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Funny story: Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…

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Funny story: The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…

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Funny story: The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day

The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…

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Funny story: The First Day of the RNC Convention Will Feature Scott Baio, Melania Trump, and Monica Lewinsky

The First Day of the RNC Convention Will Feature Scott Baio, Melania Trump, and Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - RNC moderators Diamond and Silk have just announced the main speakers for the opening night of President Donald Trump’s presidential convention. Diamond said that 70s TV star Scott Baio will speak about how the P…

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Funny story: Trump’s New Campaign Rally Song Should Be “Yellow River” By Christie

Trump’s New Campaign Rally Song Should Be “Yellow River” By Christie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no one who is happier about Michael Cohen’s revelation regarding Trump’s “Golden Showers” disclosure than Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Adele. Neil Young told NBC News that now, he ho…

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Funny story: Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…

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Funny story: A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…

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Funny story: Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...

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