NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Jets hierarchy says that after the team’s dismal (2-14) record last year, the powers-that-be feel that they have to make a drastic change. Spokesperson Zeke Weatherwine, 91, said that severa…
(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…
NEW YORK – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones excellent suggestion. Jones suggested to the commissioner that, in order to embrace the ever-improving electronic advances in today’s fast-paced…
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has been facing lots of pressure lately, due to the fact that some of the football games are running extremely long. He noted that part of the problem is due to the sponsors, who dem…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The National Football League has dropped its random drug testing program, effective immediately. The decision was not really announced to the sports media, it was merely sent out to the 32 team owners, as a type o…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Due to the increasing Coronapalooza numbers, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to put an end to the traditional Sunday football game tailgate parties in the stadium parking lots. Goodell told Sports Terri…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, has informed the sports media, that he has had it with all of these playing field bullies that carry on as if they're on a high school campus. He noted that the latest b…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Commissioner Roger Goodell of the NFL has just issued a very strong directive to every one of the NFL teams. He has said that, due to so many players and coaches being stricken by C-19, he is instructing all NFL r…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner informed the sports media that his latest directive will now prohibit the age-old tradition of players exchanging each other’s helmets at the end of the game. Roger Goodell, it seems, has rece…
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