CHICAGO - Former sports figures Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong opened up The Been There - Done That Private Detective Agency in February of this year and they've announced that they have just sold it. Armstrong spoke with Cutter Shiloh of Ameri...
CHICAGO - It appears that two of the sports world's fallen figures have announced plans for a new business venture. Lance Armstrong, the lying road racing cyclist champion and Roger Clemens, the lying baseball pitcher recently met at The Crocked C...
HOLLYWOOD - Tom "The Sad Face" Bergeron, host of Dancing With The Stars, has just announced that Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens will be appearing on the upcoming season of the reality dance show. The shows producer Bernadette Penderle...
KATY, Texas - Former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemems, 49, knows that he is a very lucky guy who has just joined the ranks of other very lucky individuals such as President Bill Clinton, Senator John Edwards, and Mafioso Vinnie "The Nose"...
Roger Clemens, found not guilty of lying to Congress about his use of performance enhancers, showed up at Fenway Park and sat in the Monster seats, only days after his successful verdict. It was like the alienated hero of Lost Horizon showing up a...
Roger Clemens has been found not guilty on all counts in his eight-week trial, his second go-round over a four-year span. Jurors may have figured the cost of his legal representation likely punished him enough. A guilty verdict would have been red...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former major league baseball pitcher Roger Clemens was found not guilty on all six federal charges that had been filed against him. The fireballing pitcher known as "The Rocket" joins the ranks of notable individuals who have be...
Josh Beckett is the Red Sox answer to Doomsday, Dec. 21, 2012, and he ought to switch his number to 12/21/12. Beckett has never made a secret of his dislike for Boston. In that sense, he resembles another former Red Sox superstar who simply put u...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During Roger Clemens illustrious major league baseball career which spanned 24 years he never faced the situation that he is presently facing. The infamous pitcher known as "The Rocket" is getting ready to enter into a perjury t...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo told the ex-pitcher known as...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - Mindy McCready was in town visiting a second cousin once removed when she was asked about the baseball video that she has coming out soon. McCready said that the tape is entitled Baseball Mistress - Bedroom Bitch. And it sta...
ATLANTA - A press release has been released stating that ex-major league baseball stars Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco have been signed to appear in a reality show. It was announced that the show will revolve around cooking and is named Roger and...
HOLLYWOOD - Warner Brothers Pictures has just announced that they have signed Roger Clemens to star as the lead in "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story." The unemployed baseball pitcher says that he is thrilled to be allowed to show yet another side (hi...
YOKOHAMA, Japan - Major League baseball pitcher Roger Clemens has just been signed by the Yokohama Bay Stars of The Japanese Central League. Clemens reportedly signed a two-year contract worth $60 million. Clemens and his family will live rent fre...
Despite his repeated denials, many young high school athletes believe Barry Bonds owes his slugging power and career longevity to the use of performance enhancing substances such as steroids.
Carpenters and stonemasons worked furiously all night Tuesday and early Wednesday, knocking down walls and widening doorways to ensure that Roger Clemens' massive, steroid-filled head could fit in buildings on Capitol Hill.
Roger 'the Rocket' Clemens went all out to prove his innocence at Wednesday's Congressional committee hearing.
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