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Funny story: Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.

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Funny story: Adam & Eve Bashed in Birthday Suits

Adam & Eve Bashed in Birthday Suits

A new soft rock group, comprised of a husband and wife (they got the paperwork; they’re legally married, and it’s not Adam and Steve, okay? So many hoops to jump through just to play some damn music!) are on a world tour right now, but they’re not ge…

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Funny story: Heavy Metal Thunder

Heavy Metal Thunder

Now that Bono and The Edge (are those people?) have sung songs in a subway in Kyiv, other musicians want in on the fight for Ukraine against Russia. (Neither nation is known for their music, though the rebellious Pussy Riot from Russia are totally aw…

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Funny story: Revealed: That thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love

Revealed: That thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love

After the passing of rock legend Meat Loaf, a lost interview has finally given fans the answer to the question: Just what was it that he wouldn't do for love? "I'll never record a song with fewer than an average of twelve words in the title, or t…

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Funny story: Rod Stewart beaten and jailed in London for writing "Tonight’s the Night" lyrics

Rod Stewart beaten and jailed in London for writing "Tonight’s the Night" lyrics

Sir Rod Stewart was pulled out of his automobile and badly beaten by an angry mob before being taken away and put into custody by Essex Police this afternoon. Stewart's troubles apparently began when a London DJ played Stewart's 1976 hit "Tonight…

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Funny story: Statistics reveal more sub-genres of Heavy Metal than metal fans

Statistics reveal more sub-genres of Heavy Metal than metal fans

The Office for National Statistics have identified more than seven million five hundred thousand genres/sub-genres of Heavy Metal, some of which is music. Geoff, a manager at the ONS, in charge of the entertainment/music/popular/rock/heavy-metal…

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proudly Judges Others by Their Descriptions of Musical Preferences

Nashville Woman Proudly Judges Others by Their Descriptions of Musical Preferences

“It’s not so much what they like but how they describe it that matters,” said Lucinda Kellogg of Nashville, Tennessee, who proudly judges others based on how they characterize their musical preferences. “In other words, form over content. The point i...

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Funny story: Mike And The Mechanics Are Not Really Mechanics

Mike And The Mechanics Are Not Really Mechanics

A investigation by undercover reporters from satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has revealed that not one single member - past or present - of the British rock group, Mike and the Mechanics, is a mechanic. Nor has any of them EVER been a mechan...

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Funny story: Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Radio Veronica and Dutch Rock Bands of the 1970s

Where are they now? Radio Veronica and Dutch Rock Bands of the 1970s

It introduced many a teenager cramming for his "O" Levels to the weird and wonderful era of Dutch rock, including Super Sister with their peaceful breathy vocals about being naked with a girlfriend interspersed with bursts of satanic death metal and...

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Funny story: Mumford & Sons - Does Anybody Really Like Them?

Mumford & Sons - Does Anybody Really Like Them?

Mumford & Sons are a British band formed in 2007. The members are Marcus Mumford (lead vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, drums), Ben Lovett (vocals, keyboard, piano, synthesizer), Winston Marshall (vocals, electric guitar, banjo) and Ted...

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Funny story: Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian rock band The Radically Whipped has found a replacement for deceased singer Gordon Downer. "When Gord died, we were really bummed out, because we knew no human being could replace him," said band member Bob Raker, "but then we started th...

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Funny story: Man Got Sore Throat - Just Like Ozzie Osbourne

Man Got Sore Throat - Just Like Ozzie Osbourne

A man who contributed a story to a satirical news website, about rock singer Ozzie Osbourne getting a sore throat and having to cancel a tour to Australia, New Zealand and Japan, has come down with the very same condition, and can barely raise a croa...

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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Former Black Sabbath frontman, Ozzie Osbourne, has had to cancel a tour of Australia, New Zealand and Japan, after complications he experienced whilst trying to swallow a frog. Osbourne, 70, achieved notoriety in 1981, when he bit the head off a d...

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Funny story: Clematis Wilt Reunion

Clematis Wilt Reunion

The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the success of Mike Oldfield's T...

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Funny story: Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...

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Funny story: Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Buster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena

Bangor - The new Cherry Blossom Arena is hosting its first event this evening when the Indie rock band Buster Himen and the Penetrators blow into town for the first concert of their 69-show tour. The band was formed two years ago and is highly re...

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