New Leaf Press has just released a book that reveals that the legendary Robin Hood, an English outlaw, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, was in actuality very lousy with the bow and arrow. The book is titled "Straight As An Arrow? 'Fra…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The legendary heroic rogue Robin Hood and his Merrie Men (including the sexy-as-hell) Maid Marion have hit the front pages of historical publications. London's The Blimey Blooming Blithering Spectator Revue has…
New York, (NY) - William F. Powell, 27, was arrested on March 2 for giving distressed and disadvantaged IHOP patrons so many free drinks between Aug. 7, 2015 and Feb. 18 of this year that he might go to prison. Yes, these horrid acts of benevolent ca...
Nottingham, UK: In a bizarre incident today an ageing gentleman was arrested at the German supermarket, Lidl, in Nottingham. It seems he was acting like a loony and could not contain himself whilst laughing his bald head off very loudly! Other Eng...
Following the success of previous editions; A walk though Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon, A Walk around Stone Henge, and The Luddite's march into Nottingham, we present: A walk in Robin Hood's footsteps into Nottingham, to the Castle We follow as far as possible, the route taken by Robin and his Merry Men, as they neared Nottingham from Sherwood Forest. We start at the only remaining...
After Steve McCLaren resigned to the fact that he would not be raising his umbrella in Nottingham because it never rains there it just pours, a surprise candidate entered the ring to take over; Robin Hood. Robin is an expert at taking from the ric...
An English 17 year-old boy living the life of Robin Hood in a forest near Berlin has had enough and given himself up to the local police. The boy who's real name is Ray, not Robin, decided to live the life of his childhood hero alongside his dad w...
A Bavarian dairy cow named Heidi (name changed for legal purposes) run dry so the farmer decided to send it to the abbatoir, but Heidi being a clever old cow, smelt the abbatoir and bolted for it. The German police, Fire Service and others did all...
Theatre audiences in Glasgow are infamous for giving performers a hard time. Glaswegians are hard to please and when not pleased, they will let you know all about it. Glaswegians, then, are stunned that even their extremely high standards have fal...
The head of the Socialist Workers Party has today declared that it was wrong to base the principles of modern socialism on the mythological beliefs of a 12th century outlaw. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, a...
Dear Editor: My unmarried auntie Ida Ravenscroft, 67, and I were wondering if they ever found out "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Byron Basil Ravenscroft Tooting, England Dear Byron: Yes they did. It was a 33-year-old unemployed crumpet maker from Coventry by the name of Lysander Walpole. He was arrested and is currently serving 2 years (that's 14 in dog years) in London's Petula Clark Prison For B...
Aussie Oscar winner Russell Crowe was reported to be "calming down" a little following a radio interview in which a DJ described his Robin Hood accent as sounding "Irish-Australian." Crowe stormed out of the interview - intended to publicise the n...
Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although Crowe was born in Ne...
It's true. Peter Pan and Robin Hood were as queer as a nine bob note. When you think about it, the tights were a real give away, plus Robin Hood hung around with a number of other guys who wore tights, and were also gay, except for Friar Tuck and...
The discovery of a journal in a London trunk has revealed many unknown facts about the whole Robin Hood legend. Historians and historical archaeologists are hurriedly reading through the pages and cross checking facts to determine what did happen in...
Arrested yesterday for public drunkenness and creating a public nuisance, a California man dressed in green leggings, leather vest and feathered cap will face charges in Nottingham County Court tomorrow. Timothy Flynn, who reportedly had his name...
Nottingham man, Robin Locksley Hood, 29, of Sherwood Road Nottingham was jailed for ten years today after having been found guilty at Nottingham Crown Court of 76 charges of robbery. Hood, who pleaded not guilty, claimed that he was on a mission t...
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