LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
What do Donald Trump and Donald Duck have in common besides their first name? For starters, neither speaks English. It's more of a gibberish; lots of noise and no substance. The sound is usually a complaint about something. And there is a lot of self…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a demented rat (genus Rattus) munching on cream cheese with rubber-tipped teeth, so that no one might hear him, Special Counsel Robert Mueller mealy-mouthed his way through two House committee hearings last week. Mueller,...
Intelligence agencies are expressing their admiration of the frequency of Mr. Mueller’s recent “I’m loathe to get into that” statements at a congressional hearing this week. Mueller avoided questions some 200 times in recent questioning before co...
After his long day of testimony drew to a collusion, er conclusion. Robert Mueller stood lookIng like a tired man. He then walked to the aisle, turned toward the Chair and slowly raised his arms high in the air. What happened next was astounding,...
Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...
Yesterday, spectators at the Copenhagen Democracy Summit 2019 were startled by a Skype call, supposedly from Mr. Trump. During a panel discussion, Nick Clegg, Facebook’s Head of Global Affairs, appeared to receive the call. “No one loves democr...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Historically, the Poindexter Effect has long been cited by pundits as the primary reason for Great Britain’s failure to win a World Cup since it defeated West Germany in 1966 for its lone championship in the tournament history. Lo...
Mr. Barr and Mr. Mueller have left the country. Insider analysis puts these gentlemen at a resort called Mar Al Lago East—southeast Saudi Arabia, in the Rub’ Al Khali desert area, somewhat out of earshot of the war in Yemen. Mr. Barr has been p...
Louisville, Kentucky - Racecourse stewards ‘in league with Special Counsel Robert Mueller’ likely robbed 9-2 Kentucky Derby pick Maximum Security of victory, a presidential spokesperson said today. Trump reportedly lost a packet backing the Jason...
Anticipation is building towards the release of Robert Mueller’s report on interaction between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia. Will the report show collusion between the future president and a hostile foreign power? Many Democrats believe so, w...
Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...
Capitol Hill. Washington, D. C. A week after whistleblower Etaoin Shrdlu announced that he had leaked the unredacted Mueller Report to congress and the media, no one has received a copy. There is a growing concern among Democrats that Attorney Genera...
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