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Funny story: Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Former "Cheers" star Kirstie Alley has infuriated the Hollywood celebrity community by bragging that she is going to vote for President Trump. The 69-year-old overweight ex-actress said that she likes the Pres…

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Funny story: It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...

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Funny story: The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

HOLLYWOOD – Famed Tinsel Town actor, Robert De Niro, says that, if President Trump were a race horse, he would have been put out to pasture four months ago. De Niro, who says he hates the Trumpster even more than sardines hate oil spills, stated t...

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Funny story: Trump To Present Worst Actor Oscar At Academy Awards

Trump To Present Worst Actor Oscar At Academy Awards

Insisting that his bone spurs weren’t acting up, seemingly in remission, and that he was available to present an award, the Academy of Motion Pictures reluctantly agreed to invite Donald Trump to present the Worst Actor award. Mr. Trump was more t...

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Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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Funny story: De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

Jake Slater is a top hitman for the CIA. Now nearing retirement he dreams of becoming a writer. This is his supreme passion, apart from murder. By chance, he meets Yvonne Badcheck while walking his dog along Miami beach and they quickly form a relationship. "I have never met anyone like you," she tells him. "You seem so cold and distant ... and yet... your poetry speaks to the heart. I wept w...

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Funny story: Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...

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Funny story: America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - According to a published report that appeared in The Chattanooga Bulletin Bugle newspaper the Chattanooga based Folks Against Double Entendres organization is picketing theaters where the hit movie The Little Fockers is being...

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Funny story: The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...

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Funny story: De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

London - (OMFG! Mess): UK anti-terror cops 'may have been adversely influenced' by a poster advertising Robert De Niro's movie Righteous Kill according to a lawsuit filed by lawyers acting for Jean Charles De Menezes' estate. The Brazilian electri...

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Funny story: New York restaurants say De Niro is 'bad-assed mean tipper'

New York restaurants say De Niro is 'bad-assed mean tipper'

Hells Kitchen, Upper West Side, New York - (Rotters): Restaurant staff at a chain of eateries part-owned by Hollywood actor Robert de Niro have downed tools and branded their boss a bad-assed mean tipper who has pocketed all their hard-earned gratuit...

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Funny story: DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

As Big Brother fans made Nicky Fromwatford the fifth evictee from the House on Friday, news emerged yesterday that another personality discrepancy has come to light that may shake the show to its ve...

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