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Funny story: Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Bans Sunflower Seeds In The Dugouts and On The Playing Fields

Major League Baseball Bans Sunflower Seeds In The Dugouts and On The Playing Fields

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) – After years and years of many players asking that Major League Baseball stop the archaic practice of allowing players, coaches, umpires, and bat boys to partake in sunflower seed spitting, things will be changing.

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Reports That Incidents of Fans Getting Hit By Foul Balls Was Reduced by 900% This Past Season

Major League Baseball Reports That Incidents of Fans Getting Hit By Foul Balls Was Reduced by 900% This Past Season

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred has just reported that the incidence of fans getting hit by foul balls has been greatly reduced. Manfred told ESPN-4, that injuries to fans from foul balls went down 900%, which,…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…

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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…

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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...

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