14 local cyclists were involved in an ugly pile up in Washington DC this morning, when a visiting cyclist stopped at a red light at the junction of K Street and 19th St, NW. “It shouldn’t be allowed” protested Melvin Freeman, a Foggy Bottom resi…
NEW YORK--According to Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in...
A man who'd spent more time in his car than in bed with his ex-wife, or with anyone else's wife, for that matter, finally snapped last month on the interchange between South New Haven and Cooperville. Fortunately for the driving public, the commu...
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - Governor Robert J. Bentley speaking before a crowd of 200 people at a local tractor show said that he will be putting his foot down in regards to road rage. The governor said that this problem has been going on for way too lo...
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Senator Philbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] has just met with the members of the news media and he has informed them about a very important piece of state legislation that has just been passed by the Arkansas State Senate.
An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place. An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof be...
Britain's many, many HGV drivers have today made a heartfelt appeal to the public to end the constant discrimination against their profession. "It's not on", said Steve Bloke, a member of pro-haulage organization, The Wagons Are The Solution, "peo...
In an effort to calm Britain's rows, sorry roads, new laws are to be introduced to tone down car horns. There is a long history of horns on cars, from the tootles of the first cars to the craze in the eighties for horns that played tunes. These da...
Borden's Dairy has announced that they will soon be distributing "The Milk of Human Kindness" in flavors such as chocolate and strawberry. They also said that the product will be available as whole, skim, 2 %, and fat free (just like all other milk...
Official figures released by the Department of Figures in London last night revealed the uncomfortable truth - that Britain is becoming a very angry place. The DOF investigation into the phenomena was originally sparked by a wave of scare stories,...
A man appearing before the Judiciary in Poland has told how a road rage incident in Warsaw was caused by listening to the William Tell Overture, a classical piece of music first written in the 19th Century. The 61 year old semi-retired chicken p...
For many of today's urban motorists, road rage can be a debilitating condition that can turn a pleasant roadtrip into a stressful nightmare from the pit of hell itself.
Two grandmothers, both over the age of 80, today appeared in court in Southampton accused of a number of charges from disturbing the peace to affray and Actual Bodily Harm.
Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...
American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.
Washington - Doctors in Seattle have finished a five year study as to why tailgating was more common among women, and the results were announced Tuesday.
Kansas City - The power of the horn was made obvious today after Richard Dean, 23 of Kansas City, felt shame after being honked at by a man he had cut off.
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