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Funny story: Sasquatch AKA Big Foot Spotted In Rhode Island

Sasquatch AKA Big Foot Spotted In Rhode Island

TARANTULA FUR, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - Big Foot, the ape-like creature that resides in the forests of the Left Coast has been spotted on the extreme Right Coast. An expert on Sasquatch, or Big Foot te creature is referred to by many, was se…

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Funny story: Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…

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Funny story: A Providence Pervert Flashes 6 Nuns – One of Them Bites His Tally Whacker Off

A Providence Pervert Flashes 6 Nuns – One of Them Bites His Tally Whacker Off

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – A well-know pervert, who has been hanging around the downtown area of Providence for years, finally met his match yesterday afternoon. The perv who is the city’s most prolific flasher was standing on Ives…

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Funny story: Trillions of Cicadas Have Totally Blanketed Rhode Island

Trillions of Cicadas Have Totally Blanketed Rhode Island

ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…

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Funny story: Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Providence, RI, and Athens, Gr -- Usually, it's a case of finders keepers, losers weepers. Not this time, though. A "prominent collector" in Rhode Island (which, despite its name, is not actually an island) relinquished his claims to ownership...

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Funny story: A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

A Volcano Expert From Bombay, India Predicts That Rhode Island's Volcano Will Erupt On September 13, 2014

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The citizens of Providence and the state of Rhode Island have become quite alarmed after hearing the prediction of a volcano expert who lives in Bombay, India. The mayor of Providence received an email from a Mr. Primgar...

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Funny story: A Volcano Has Just Been Discovered In Rhode Island

A Volcano Has Just Been Discovered In Rhode Island

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - A group of scientific explorers from Yale University have just made an amazing discovery in the smallest state in the nation. The Yale team has just discovered an undiscovered volcano located about 29.7 miles west of the...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Is Considering The Prohibiting of Motorcycle Traffic Between 1 PM and 8 AM

Rhode Island Is Considering The Prohibiting of Motorcycle Traffic Between 1 PM and 8 AM

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The Rhode Island State Senate is currently debating the matter of restricting motorcycle traffic within the state. Senator Pearl P. Dafty [R-Providence] informed the news media that Rhode Island is basically a very nice,...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States. Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

Mitt Romney Promises To Ban Sarah Palin From The Lower 48

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Mitt Romney was in Pawtucket at a meeting of The Smallest State in The Union Chapter of Undecided Voters. He was greeted by two blue-haired elderly women, one dishwater blonde elderly woman, and a woman who was clearly we...

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Funny story: Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Denies That He Used To Own A Nudist Colony

Mitt Romney Denies That He Used To Own A Nudist Colony

NARRAGANSETT, Rhode Island - The former governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney brought his "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" to the town that Peruvian poet Claudio Cuervo made famous in his "Ode To My Second Wife Mimosa's Mirthfully Me...

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Funny story: "Connect-A-Cat" Cuts Connections With Connecticut

"Connect-A-Cat" Cuts Connections With Connecticut

Booming feline friendship business Connect-A-Cat, founded in 1999 by Willimantic, Connecticut couple Herman and Eleanor Bellhousing, is set to cut its Connecticut connections, writes Business & Repetitive Sound Effects Editor, Allie T Ration. Connect-A-Cat was started in November 1999 after the Bellhousings befriended a stray Ginger Tom that had taken to sitting in their kitchen window and...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Gives Birth To The Concert Concept of Tongue Diving

Adam Lambert Gives Birth To The Concert Concept of Tongue Diving

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Modern day pop music icon Adam Lambert traveled to the smallest state in the nation and gave birth to a brand new concert concept which he calls LTD, or Lambert's Tongue Diving. As he sang his hit song "If I Had You And...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

Rhode Island Under Water, Patrick Kennedy Missing After Car Found Uspside Down Inside Flooded Bar!

After 15" of unprecedented rain fall, the state of Rhode Island, aptly named 'The Ocean State' continues to search for survivors, including Representative Patrick "Patches" Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy. The troubled representative...

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