First there was SpyGate, then there was DeflateGate, and now… PrankGate? It's common knowledge amongst NFL fans that the New England Patriots seek out innovative and creative ways to gain a competitive advantage - often blurring the line between g...
After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...
It appears that there is more to the story of IK Enemkpali breaking Geno Smith's jaw than we were first led to believe. Sources originally reported that the linebacker had "sucker-punched" Smith over $600 that the Jet's quarterback had owed him. The...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...
New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.
Many have seen the bearded lady in the circus, but that may not hold a candle to seeing Rex Ryan with a tattoo on his bicep. We are not quite at the level of Colin Kaepernick, with long passages of the Bible being flung like Elmer Gantry at the at...
NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...
Rex Ryan denied the major news story that he wanted to leave the New York Jets. T-Rex Ryan, the vociferous scene-stealer and setting chewer, insisted he would be a Jet for life. No one had the heart to tell him that not even Leonard Bernstein bel...
Rex Ryan did the unthinkable. He defended this week's opposing coach to media criticism. Hearing that Coach Bill Belichick was under withering attack for playing Rob Gronkowski in garbage minutes. When a star player is seriously injured during a g...
A top-secret poll by a well-known sports magazine asked over 100 NFL players to name (anonymously) the most overrated coach in football. Hands down, Rex Ryan won the prize. Not since Norma Desmond came down those stairs for her closeup has there b...
Rex Ryan's diet has left him with a hunger for victory. The Head Coach of the New York Jets has been microwaved to a crisp with another controversy. This week he apologized for saying he wanted to put "hot sauce" on Reggie Bush, which led to the J...
NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...
NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL. Owens, who made over $66 million during...
Rex Ryan is under fire. The fans and media are growing weary of his humor, his bluster, and his arrogance. After pronouncing that his semi-successful team would go to the playoffs, Rex watched as they promptly went out and lost to the New York Gia...
After defeating the San Diego Chargers in a thrilling comeback, New York Jets head coach, Rex Ryan, in a press conference refused to talk about his team's accomplishments on the field and instead garnered his sites on his division rival, the New Engl...
Jet's Coach Rex Ryan relied on his foot fetish again to pull out a last second win against hated rival Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC playoff game when kicker Nick Folk put one through the uprights for a 17-16 win with no time...
Continued reports of rampant bizarre behaviour involving sex, randy activities, and uncontrolled orgies involving jock straps, athletic socks and flip flops follow the Jets as they prepare for this weeks playoff game against the Colts & Peyton...
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