Anybody who tries to tell me there is one, an all-powerful, caring God who rewards human beings for their good works and punishes human beings for evil is full of shit. I can prove it; any seven-year-old in a catechism class can prove it too: God cannot be all-powerful because God cannot create a rock so heavy God cannot pick it up. So, fuck you; let it go. Yes, I know, you believe the rewa...
An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...
An anonymous businessman has offered a huge reward for a lost film print, which nobody seems absolutely certain ever existed. "I'm not totally convinced of its existence," he admitted. "But I'm assured that it does indeed exist, that its a masterp...
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