COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says that he has just about had his fill of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's incessant bellyaching that the election was stolen, that Pelosi is an illegal alien from Japan, and that his dick (Trum…
The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…
President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…
RED STATE AMERICA--With so many states still strapped for funds after their Republican-led legislatures cut their budgets to the bone, and with gambling casinos and racinos no longer producing enough to make up for the deficit, some Red States are tr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that he has just received a very important message from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw, Michigan. Secretary Colfax said that he...
NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters. Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...
In an unusual twist of an old axiom, you might say that the President has decided the best defense is a strong offense offense. The latest developments in an unfolding story came about this week after a Wikileaks leak followed on the heels of Mr. Ob...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units are to report to Tripoli, L...
Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...
Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.
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