Sportsapalooza sports writer Pia Confetti had a front-row seat at the Miami Marlins vs. Boston Red Sox game, witnessing a remarkable display of power and precision. Miss Confetti, a longtime acquaintance of Marlins' majority owner Bruce "Shermy" S…
I used to scoff at tradition as a kid but grew to learn over the years, that there is value in certain rituals. They connect us to our past and provide us a way of understanding our world as a continuum. That’s the value some traditions provide. But…
LONG ISLAND, New York – (Sports Satire) – Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…
Pablo Sandoval has gone to the Disabled List. He may have gone to the dogs. He may have gone mad. In any respect, the Red Sox will not play him for at least two weeks. They are hoping his Inflate-gut will subside. The Red Sox master plan is for...
The Fat Man won't be singing the National Anthem on Opening Day for MLB. The Red Sox announced they would not play the most overweight player of the season during the upcoming week. Pablo Sandoval apparently did win the starting job at third base...
We have gone from Deflategate to Inflategut. Tom Brady never let the air out of the ball, and Pablo Sandoval never missed a meal. Yep, Pablo Sandoval has violated the league rules by playing with overly inflated high-cal dinners, breakfasts, and...
BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately. It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraterniz...
PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...
Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...
LEXINGTON, CONCORD, & FOXBORO - Boston sports fans face the unbelievable and the incredible. Their two premier sports franchises, the Patriots and the Red Sox, have swapped situations. It's like that bad movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy...
Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...
PESKY'S BARBER'S POLE/FENWAY PARK- Blood, sweat, and beards, is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill. We see it on T-shirts worn by the players. The fans wore fake beards to the ballpark this week to show their folly and follicle spirit. The Bost...
The world may be ready for a Red Sox World Series. Yet, the world is always too much with us, according to wordsmith William Wordsworth. The Red Sox have swept a series with the Yankees in September during this strange season on the way to the pos...
Injustice seekers are already queuing up to complain about the grave error in judgment that shall befall Daniel Nava before long. Playing for the Red Sox like an all-star may not have its just rewards. He is not even on the All-Star ballot circula...
Red Sox speedster Jacoby Ellsbury stole five bases in a meaningless game in Philadelphia the night before an important series began with the Yankees. Having avoided the appearance of cracked glass over the season so far, Ellsbury now has develope...
Red Sox star pitcher Clay Buchholz is having the year of his life, winning every game so far, up to seven. Alas, he will not make a stab at number seven, owing to his mattress. This is disconcerting for Pedro Martinez and the furniture company th...
If we cut our teeth by chewing broken glass, you can understand how hard it is to eat our own words. And distasteful too. The Red Sox have catapulted back into first place as June is ready to bust out after a washout Memorial Day weekend. Wi...
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