The National Transportation Safety Board reached the conclusion of their investigation of flight 267 today, reporting that the aircraft’s left engine had suffered a catastrophic failure after a 6’2, 34-year-old man with wings crossed the plane’s flig…
Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria, Germany: After celebrating New Year's Eve at a swinging party in Bavaria, a mountain-biker, totally 'smashed', jumped on his bike hoping the German 'Old Bill' were too busy snuffing out illegal parties organised by yo…
It's the ultimate beverage: an energy drink, sports drink, and Viagra-like sex boost in one can. Called Bed Bull, the product is scheduled to be launched this year. The drink is a potent cocktail of caffeine, electrolytes for athletic ability...
Ned the horse was taken to horse-pital (sorry) last night after falling off TV presenter Lorraine Kelly. Ned and Kelly were filming for a new reality show 'Celebrities On Horses'. Ned explained to the Racing Post "Lorraine came to pick me up from...
Charleston, South Carolina - The fact that Mitt Romney chose to annoint Red Bull as his official caffeine based drink in this antebellum city is either ironic or reverse Quasimodo. With Spanish moss hanging languidly from ancient oak trees like gree...
[Monaco] Reigning World Champion Sebastian Vettel has stunned the Formula 1 community by walking away from the sport saying 'What's the point?'. Touted by many knowledgeable pundits as 'Schumacher but with a sense of humour', Vettel, at just 23 th...
Following their stunning 1-2 victory in the Chinese Grand Prix last weekend, the Red Bull F1 team are to be investigated over allegations that they used a performance-enhancing substance. Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel won the rain-soaked race, with...
Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...
The Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced that the world-famous Red Arrows aerobatic team will not be representing the elite of British teamwork at the opening of the London Olympics in 2012.
Yesterday a man attempted the most convincing entry to the Red Bull Flugtag by running across the runway at Heathrow. Detectives called in to arrest the man are working on the theory that he was going to attempt to strap an Airbus 500 onto his back,...
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