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Funny story: Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...

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Funny story: “Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings one into contact with people one normally would never meet,...

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Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Funny story: Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Norm Johnson of Milwaukee Wisconsin has retrofitted his mail box to be his recyclable bin. "Basically I just cut the bottom out of my mailbox at the foot of my drive way and rolled my recycle bin underneath it." Letter carrier Irene Shephe...

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Funny story: What the Swiss are Missing

What the Swiss are Missing

When we think of Switzerland, what springs to mind? Our imagination fills with a plethora, of awesome, sweeping, giant ice-capped mountains, with deep forested, green valleys, strewn with little log havens. Men stuck up mountains, blowing each other'...

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Funny story: McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

OAK BROOK, IL - Mickey D's has announced its newest venture in sustainable living--or, as some foodies across the nation are calling it, "sustainable eating." The venture is called McDahmer's, and is named after the serial killer Jeffery Dahmer,...

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Funny story: Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

A new improved Little Kim has been launched onto the celebrity circuit. The diminutive, pint sized beauty has been, new and 'improved'. Startled pundits noted that there was a distinct Asian, robotic look to her shiny new face. She is barely r...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

The High Street Intelligentsia Department Store with more stores in Oxford and Cambridge than it's similarly abbreviated rival, has innovated yet again with the world's first disposable bath towel. "You can either buy a single roll, or family pack...

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Funny story: Jam recycling: A surprising success

Jam recycling: A surprising success

Bed and Breakfasts across the country have signed up to the new Jam Recycling Scheme in their hundreds, and now the scheme is beginning to pay dividends. "The Jam Recycling Scheme is amazing," said Beryl Braithwate, owner of the Sunset View in Amb...

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Funny story: Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

A terrorist working for Basque Separatists was caught after attempting to dispose of depleted uranium in his wheelie bin in Leeds. "We've seen some right stuff chucked away we have," said bin man of forty years, Adam Chapel. "I've seen somebody ch...

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Funny story: Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Tinsel production has been hit by the floods in China and Korea to such an extent that there is expected to be a massive shortage in Christmas 2012. "Over ninety percent of tinsel production is in just three factories in Korea and China," said Chr...

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Funny story: Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...

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Funny story: Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

An unemployed Nottingham man has started a Recycling Plant business - aimed at clearing and easing the congestion, in the Houses Of Parliament. Nick Roffilia's company is now able to accept the following redundant assets from MPs, for recycling, at a minimum charge; Compassion: Aimed primarily at the leading Ministers, and the the more nepotistic Conservatives/Coalition members. With so much...

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Funny story: World Surplus of Bubble Wrap to be Used to Make Cars Safer

World Surplus of Bubble Wrap to be Used to Make Cars Safer

In a bold move, BMW and Volkswagen are set to start to work through the world's surplus bubble wrap mountain to coat the inside of their next generation cars. "It makes sense to us," said Brian McWilliams of Volkswagen. "We get paid to take this e...

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Funny story: Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

A survey commissioned by the Taxpayers Alliance has revealed major variations in the amount of recycling councils are undertaking in the U.K. While the survey indicates that the average number of containers councils ask their residents to sort the...

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Funny story: Government Law to Recycle Graves

Government Law to Recycle Graves

The shortage of land for cemeteries has become so acute the Government has now passed a law which allows councils to clear out the bones from any grave where the person was buried over 100 years ago and re-use it. Anyone buried in a re-cycled grave w...

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Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...

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