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One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Funny story: Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Norm Johnson of Milwaukee Wisconsin has retrofitted his mail box to be his recyclable bin. "Basically I just cut the bottom out of my mailbox at the foot of my drive way and rolled my recycle bin underneath it." Letter carrier Irene Shephe...

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What the Swiss are Missing

When we think of Switzerland, what springs to mind? Our imagination fills with a plethora, of awesome, sweeping, giant ice-capped mountains, with deep forested, green valleys, strewn with little log havens. Men stuck up mountains, blowing each other'...

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McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

Funny story: McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

OAK BROOK, IL - Mickey D's has announced its newest venture in sustainable living--or, as some foodies across the nation are calling it, "sustainable eating." The venture is called McDahmer's, and is named after the serial killer Jeffery Dahmer,...

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Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

Funny story: Little Kim's Face Has Been Recycled

A new improved Little Kim has been launched onto the celebrity circuit. The diminutive, pint sized beauty has been, new and 'improved'. Startled pundits noted that there was a distinct Asian, robotic look to her shiny new face. She is barely r...

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Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

The High Street Intelligentsia Department Store with more stores in Oxford and Cambridge than it's similarly abbreviated rival, has innovated yet again with the world's first disposable bath towel. "You can either buy a single roll, or family pack...

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Jam recycling: A surprising success

Funny story: Jam recycling: A surprising success

Bed and Breakfasts across the country have signed up to the new Jam Recycling Scheme in their hundreds, and now the scheme is beginning to pay dividends. "The Jam Recycling Scheme is amazing," said Beryl Braithwate, owner of the Sunset View in Amb...

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Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

Funny story: Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

A terrorist working for Basque Separatists was caught after attempting to dispose of depleted uranium in his wheelie bin in Leeds. "We've seen some right stuff chucked away we have," said bin man of forty years, Adam Chapel. "I've seen somebody ch...

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Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Funny story: Tinsel production problems threaten Christmas 2012

Tinsel production has been hit by the floods in China and Korea to such an extent that there is expected to be a massive shortage in Christmas 2012. "Over ninety percent of tinsel production is in just three factories in Korea and China," said Chr...

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Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Funny story: Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...

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Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

Funny story: Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

An unemployed Nottingham man has started a Recycling Plant business - aimed at clearing and easing the congestion, in the Houses Of Parliament. Nick Roffilia's company is now able to accept the following redundant assets from MPs, for recycling, at a minimum charge; Compassion: Aimed primarily at the leading Ministers, and the the more nepotistic Conservatives/Coalition members. With so much...

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World Surplus of Bubble Wrap to be Used to Make Cars Safer

Funny story: World Surplus of Bubble Wrap to be Used to Make Cars Safer

In a bold move, BMW and Volkswagen are set to start to work through the world's surplus bubble wrap mountain to coat the inside of their next generation cars. "It makes sense to us," said Brian McWilliams of Volkswagen. "We get paid to take this e...

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Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

Funny story: Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

A survey commissioned by the Taxpayers Alliance has revealed major variations in the amount of recycling councils are undertaking in the U.K. While the survey indicates that the average number of containers councils ask their residents to sort the...

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Government Law to Recycle Graves

Funny story: Government Law to Recycle Graves

The shortage of land for cemeteries has become so acute the Government has now passed a law which allows councils to clear out the bones from any grave where the person was buried over 100 years ago and re-use it. Anyone buried in a re-cycled grave w...

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Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Funny story: Pensioner faces jail over recycling blunder

Norma Gusset, a 95 year-old widow, faces the prospect of a prison sentence today, due to an innocent blunder with her waste recycling. Apparently, inspectors employed by Birmingham County Council, discovered not one, but two plastic bottles in the...

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The Plastiki gets towed to safety on maiden voyage.

Funny story: The Plastiki gets towed to safety on maiden voyage.

"The Plastiki boat, which was fashioned out of 12,500 plastic water bottles, has been forced to call for a tow to shore during the last stage of its 7,500 nautical mile journey from San Francisco to Sydney." The problem started when one of the cre...

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Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Funny story: Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...

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Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

Funny story: Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

University physicists in Liverpool have synthesised a new superheavy element with the atomic number one hundred and seventeen, and named it after local celebrity hero and psychic Derek Acorah. Acorahium, as it will be known once ratified by the In...

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