A solid - if at times unconvincing 1-0 win over West Bromwich Albion has given under fire Chelsea interim manager a superb start to March - and at the same time in line for the newly created 'Chelsea March Manager Of The Month Award' sponsored by the...
Rafa 'mad dog' Benitez was expected to be seen at Stamford Bridge for the last time this morning to clear his desk following his bizarre rant at Wednesday nights press conference after the 2-0 win over Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. The fat Spaniard...
Channel Dive press team officially announced the launch of the tenth season of 'Dicing With Russians' direct from Stamford Bridge but refused to confirm the contestants until the end of the week. Rafa Benitez is the defending champion, having seen...
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch moved fast this afternoon to bring the 3 match, 11 day Rafa Benitez love affair with the Chelsea fans to an end. Following a shock 3-1 defeat to West Ham United in East London, the Russian ugly - sorry oligarch - as...
After three games and only one goal Rafael Benítez has been sacked by Chelsea FC. This after a humiliating 3=1 loss to cross town rivals West Ham United. Already there are rumors as to who will take Benítez' place with several names doing the roun...
Chelsea dictator Roman Abramovich has decided to relieve recently appointed manager Rafa Benitez of his duties after no games in charge. The news will come as no shock to most football fans as Abramovich is a notoriously hard man to please, a fact...
Rafa Benitez was appointed interim Chelsea manager today following the dramatic sacking of Roberto De Matteo, who in six months as manager had won the FA Cup and Champions League double, but was replaced after a poor run which saw defeats to Manchest...
The KOP, This was ANFIELD, Liverpool: Despite losing to their local rivals Everton and being second to bottom of the Premier League, Roy of the Poolers refuses to panic, as noted in his recent statement; "I don't think it is a crisis. I thought t...
This was ANFIELD: Devastated Tom Hicks, the former Liverpool FC co-owner, who has been the victim of a 'conspiracy', has warned that the already protracted saga is not over and voiced his anger at the manner with which he lost control of the club, c...
Liverpool have this morning unveiled their choice as new manager, and it will come as a complete shock to everyone to discover the name of the new Anfield boss - Reg Crabtree. Passing over the likes of Jose Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Sven Goran Eri...
Rafa Benitez is being lined up as the shock choice to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United. When Ferguson eventually retires Old Trafford chiefs plan to appoint Benitez. The announcement shocked many at first. Lifelong Manches...
We had a call this morning from soccer mad Scouser and Kop season ticket holder Mickey McWhack, who told us that he'd seen reds boss Rafa Benitez mooching about in a Liverpool job centre this morning. Speaking from a city rocked to its foundations...
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has announced that he is to sign a team of top lawyers in a bid to help Liverpool to qualify for the Champions League. Unhappy at refereeing decisions which have gone against his side all season, Benitez has decided to sue...
In a new interview with The Spoof, Rafa Benitez has openly admitted his hatred for Alex Ferguson, suggesting that he would rather lose the final match of the season to Chelsea rather than see Ferguson lift the league cup for the fourth consecutive ti...
THIS IS ANFIELD: The 'Rafalution' is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty 'Kop' quizzing his mental state. This reporter has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool 'favourites', most of whom had...
A man was arrested on Merseyside today for impersonating the dodgy tickered, Liverpool manager. Kenny Ryan from the Pool, who looks uncannily like Rafa was attempting to board a bus near the famous Anfield ground when he got into a row about the lack...
Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...
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