SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…
ELMONT, New York - (Sports Satire) – In what every thoroughbred racing pundit is calling an absolutely disgraceful ruling, a race horse has been prevented from participating in the Belmont Stakes. The owner of the horse, Jose DuShampoo, of Dubai,…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Satire News) – The racing world was shocked to see that the horse that was favored to win the Kalamazoo Derby suddenly stopped in the middle of the race, and sat down in the middle of the race track. The horse, named "Landin…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The world of thoroughbred racing has been turned upside down as news out of Louisville says that a race horse has given birth to triplets. The odds of a mare having twins is amazing, but giving birth to tri…
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