RAF Lossiemouth confirmed to the The Daily Nettle today, that one of their most daring pilots, Flight Lootenant Wing Commander Flight Captain Viceroy Gordon 'Goose' Maverick, has been carpeted by station big-wigs for the second time in a week, after...
RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...
Stratford, LONDON: In the tunnel at Stratford Railway Station, entrance gate for the London 2012 Olympics venue, there is a busker singing just like Ralph McTell, the old tune the 'Streets Of London'. Let us listen to those words; Have you seen the military men In the closed-down market on Green Street Kicking up the paper, with his worn out Army boots? In his eyes you see no pride for...
A 47-year-old pilot damaged the inside of his own house in an unusual accident last weekend. Fortunately, Reg Blower was off-duty at the time, so nobody was injured. According to neighbours, Reg's wife had suffered years of his raucous belching,...
Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...
Bournemouth - Ministry of Defence sources are saying absolutely nothing, of course, but a horrible local gut feeling prevails that the Mad Dog of the Middle East may be responsible for downing the RAF Hawk jet. At around 13.50BST one of nine Red A...
For many weeks, this government have been telling us that they will have to be cutting back on our defence systems. In particular, the £20 billion contract for the Nimrod MR4 Marine reconnaissance aircraft. In Seine News has discovered that this i...
In a bold move by the UK government Easyjet owner Stelios announced today that he would soon be taking control of the RAF. Stelios said 'Cutbacks in UK spending power meant I was able to purchase the RAF at very reasonable price.' Some of the m...
Steve Daniels and John Oates, of The Register website, embarked on a project to "reinvigorate the British space race" with the launch of a paper aeroplane into space. Defence Secretary, Liam Fox was so impressed with the cost saving of the lightwe...
An Oxfordshire man has been classed as an idiot and a genius, all in one week. Barry Ireland, 37, had taken advice from a surveyor who had told him his roof needed re-tiling on his house in Bampton, Oxfordshire. After contacting several contrac...
It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...
The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...
In a bid to save money navigation equipment is being removed from all RAF aircraft and navigators being offered redundancy as the Government announces all aircraft are to be fitted with Sat Nav. An official explained that pilots can be trained to...
Following the government's announcement that the Royal Air Force will be cut down to World War I numbers, it appears that one of the first casualties will be in the world famous Red Arrows. It's enough to have Henry Allingham turning in his grave!...
The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...
Pilot Corporal Lance Longshaft of the 1st Battalion North Norfolk Regiment was convicted and striped of his duties yesterday when found guilty of a dangerous flying offence. It's believed Longshaft was half way through flying his Chinook Helicopter i...
An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit. Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...
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