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Funny story: King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…

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Funny story: King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool

King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool

Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…

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Funny story: Harry and Meagan release long-awaited book about NY car chase

Harry and Meagan release long-awaited book about NY car chase

A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…

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Funny story: Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Had A Spoiled Grandson

Queen Elizabeth Had A Spoiled Grandson

He seemed okay once he entered the military. But no one heard that he was missing his drug tests. He conveniently vanished from the base when drug tests were taken. Said he had an appointment somewhere else. Sound a little fishy? And is skippi…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Always Gave Prince Philip A Bun-Pat

Queen Elizabeth Always Gave Prince Philip A Bun-Pat

Oh yes! While headlines were made about Princess Kate giving Prince William a bun-pat at the BAFTA Awards, it was a common practice with Queen Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. That was why he always made unexpected, su…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Has Found a Box of Personal Letters That Were Written From Queen Elizabeth To Piers Morgan

Scotland Yard Has Found a Box of Personal Letters That Were Written From Queen Elizabeth To Piers Morgan

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just commented that agents from Scotland Yard have uncovered a silver box of two dozen letters that were written by Queen Elizabeth to Donald Trump. The letters reportedly co…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Finds Traces of Cocaine In Queen Elizabeth's Underwear Drawer

Scotland Yard Finds Traces of Cocaine In Queen Elizabeth's Underwear Drawer

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that agents from Scotland Yard searched Queen Elizabeth's master royal bedroom and found traces of cocaine in her knickers drawer. Agent Borton Shipshire, 42, said that the value of the trac…

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Queen Elizabeth Was Actually Not a Very Nice Person

Secret Documents Reveal That Queen Elizabeth Was Actually Not a Very Nice Person

LONDON - (Satire News) - England's highly reputable Royal Fog Research Group has uncovered secret documents found in Soho, that show that QE was not as nice as many Brits believe her to have been. The documents clearly show that Charles' mum was v…

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Funny story: An American Reporter Reveals Queen Elizabeth's Secret Erogenous Zones

An American Reporter Reveals Queen Elizabeth's Secret Erogenous Zones

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency recently told info guru Andy Cohen, that she interviewed Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace back in May. Mimosa Sabrosa said that she found the royal monarch to be a bit on the cantanker…

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Funny story: Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?

Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?

Now that her majesty the Queen is gone, there are two curious questions to ask that have never been asked before and of such a delicate matter have never been raised publicly. Brace yourself! First, did Queen Elizabeth ever say the F word? The…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle's Revealing Book is Titled, "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me Because I Was Not White Like Kate Middleton"

Meghan Markle's Revealing Book is Titled, "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me Because I Was Not White Like Kate Middleton"

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Meghan Markle's new book really hits the British press and the British royalty right below the belt; and well it should. The fantastically revealing, behind-the-scenes book is titled "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Finally Addresses The Rumors That Queen Elizabeth Was Taking Medicinal Crack

King Charles III, Finally Addresses The Rumors That Queen Elizabeth Was Taking Medicinal Crack

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - UK writer Reggie Rickenracker with The True Dat News Agency broke the story about the queen's alleged drug addiction. Rickenracker got the story from King Charles III, who told him that he does not know for cert…

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Funny story: A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth

A List of Very Interesting Text Messages About Queen Elizabeth

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released a list of text messages about the late, beloved Queen Elizabeth. TEXT #1 - No one but King Charles III, knows that Queen Elizabeth loved drinking two shots of Vodka…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Lots of Her Money To The UK Fox Hound Charity

Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Lots of Her Money To The UK Fox Hound Charity

LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth left $47,000 to The UK Fox Hound Charity. As everyone knows, the queen loved going on her monthly fox hunts with her BFF Piers Morgan, and sometimes with her favorite son, King Charles III. The BBC repor…

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Funny story: Liverpool Names Its Brand New Airport Her Majesty Airport In Honor of Queen Elizabeth

Liverpool Names Its Brand New Airport Her Majesty Airport In Honor of Queen Elizabeth

LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette has just stated that the city's new airport has been named in honor of Queen Elizabeth. Savannah Kettle with the Scouse-Gazette said that the new airport is named Her Majesty Airpor…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Left The Gold In Her Teeth To Her Adopted Ukrainian Step-Son

Queen Elizabeth Left The Gold In Her Teeth To Her Adopted Ukrainian Step-Son

LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the British press that his dear, late mum, bequeathed the gold in her teeth to her step-son, Billiando Chekchov Windsor. Charlie, as the queen called him, said that "Billy" was so overjo…

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