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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…

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Funny story: Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Buckingham Place has found itself at the centre of a new storm of allegations, made by some American celebrity friends of Meghan Markle, who say that Queen Elizabeth II trespassed into Meghan and Harry’s Montecito property. According to the unnamed s…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…

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Funny story: The Queen Shows Her Cheek In Christmas Speech

The Queen Shows Her Cheek In Christmas Speech

Every Christmas Day, the Queen makes a speech to the nation. Usually, it is a dull reminder of events that happened during the year, but yesterday, it appeared that her scriptwriter was Kenneth Williams (or Alan Carr, more likely, because Williams is…

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Funny story: Queen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives

Queen's Christmas Day Message Edited For Expletives

You know it's been a bad year when even Her Majesty the Queen starts to swear, but that's exactly what happened ladt week, when, making the recording for her traditional Christmas Day address to the nation, the royal let fly with a volley of expletiv…

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Funny story: The President Trump/Ann Coulter Feud Erupts

The President Trump/Ann Coulter Feud Erupts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no one on the face of the earth who loves feuding with people more than Donald J. Trump. And old #45 has just ignited a lava-hot feud with his old political nemesis, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter. Left Coa…

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Funny story: AstroZenzena - The New Cure For The Trumpapalooza Virus?

AstroZenzena - The New Cure For The Trumpapalooza Virus?

OXFORD, England – (Satire News) – It appears that in the race to find a vaccine for the Coronavirus, AstroZenzena may actually be better than either Pfizer or Moderna. Hundreds of scientists working with AstroZenzena have stated that their product…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election

Queen Elizabeth Says She’s Thrilled Beyond Belief That Joe Biden Beat President Trump In The Presidential Election

(NOT EDITED) LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s Tickety Boo News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, is as happy as a teenage girl on Soho’s Carnaby Street, with two of her dad’s credit cards. When the queen learned that President Trump ha…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is currently writing a tell-all book on Queen Elizabeth, that will probably be a bit lascivious. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

Queen Elizabeth Tells President Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting England

LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace say that Queen Elizabeth II has made it abundantly clear to President Trump that he will never set foot in England again. According to London’s Tickety Boo News, Prince Charles noted…

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Funny story: Queen Backs Full Return To Work

Queen Backs Full Return To Work

As calls from the general public to get back to normal, and to return to work continue to gather momentum, Her Majesty the Queen has waded into the row, and given her own personal backing to end the lockdown, saying she, herself, intends to get back…

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Funny story: Harry Telephones William About Getting Back To England

Harry Telephones William About Getting Back To England

Done with La La Land, Prince Harry put in a fast call to William about the best way to get back home for a visit during the pandemic. William suggested hitching to New York and swimming. “Bro, be serious! People in Kardashianland don’t even dri…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

The news that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has been involved in an unsavoury incident in Greece might be shocking to some, but one man knows, only too well, that there have been occasions in the past where the Yorkshireman has…

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Funny story: Prince William Phones Harry For Help Changing A Tire

Prince William Phones Harry For Help Changing A Tire

Noticing he had a flat tire after coming out of Kensington Palace, Prince William put a call into his brother, Harry, saying he needed help changing a tire on his Range Rover. Harry, believing it was a 2:00 a.m. emergency, picked up the telephone…

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