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Funny story: All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen, who knows everything about everyone, said that he recently interviewed the three members of the Russian heavy metal rock band, Pussy Riot. Andy talked to the band while eating dinner at Bost…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Settles With Pussy Riot

Donald J. Trump Settles With Pussy Riot

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Trump recently told the three members of the all-girl Russian heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, that there was no way he was going to pay them the $17 million lawsuit that they filed against him for using their s…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Files a Lawsuit Against President Trump

Pussy Riot Files a Lawsuit Against President Trump

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Boom Boom News, the Russian all-girl rock band, Pussy Riot, has filed a $17 million lawsuit against President Trump. The attorney for the band, Babette Nimbus, informed Boom Boom, that Pussy Riot has to…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Invited To Play At President Biden’s Inauguration Party

Pussy Riot Invited To Play At President Biden’s Inauguration Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The all-female Russian heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, has been invited to perform at President Joe Biden’s gala inauguration party, to be held at the Kennedy Center Annex. The band, on Russian President Putin’s l…

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Funny story: The All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan

The All-Girl Heavy Metal Russian Rock Band Pussy Riot Says That Meghan Markle is a Big Fan

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Russian female rock band, Pussy Riot, recently performed at the old Nellie Fox Drive-In Theater in downtown Cleveland. They and the 900 audience members all wore masks, self-distanced 6-feet, and promised not to cou…

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Funny story: The Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do

The Russian Female Band Pussy Riot Says They’re Not Changing Their Name No Matter How Much President Trump Insists They Do

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The three members of the all-girl Russian band, Pussy Riot, were recently interviewed by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Swizzle asked them about the fact that President Trump is insisting that they change…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Turns Down An Offer To Perform at the White House

Pussy Riot Turns Down An Offer To Perform at the White House

SAUSALITO, California – (Music Satire) - The Russian female pop rock band known as Pussy Riot, has just turned down an offer to play at the Annual White House Labor Day Picnic. The event, which is organized by Melania, Ivanka, and Barron Trump has…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies

Pussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies

NEW YORK CITY – The popular Russian all-female punk rock band, Pussy Riot, has sent President Trump's campaign a seize and desist letter. A spokesperson for the band has said that The Tweet Creep does not have permission to play the band’s hit son...

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Funny story: "Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...

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Funny story: President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president addressed the members of the White House Press Corps concerning a matter that had been brought to his attention by Ann Coulter of all people. The GOP maven asked the president if he was going to allow Pussy Riot to...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot: dissidence is "finger-licking good"

Pussy Riot: dissidence is "finger-licking good"

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In a second attempt to garner publicity within weeks of its first, the Russian punk band Pussy Riot--or two of their members, at any rate--entered a U.S. restaurant, McDonald's, and ordered green paint for breakfast. Their order...

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Funny story: Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia - Russian singers Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, members of the all-girl punk band Pussy Riot were having a nice quiet breakfast at Mickey D's when all of a sudden all hell broke loose. It started when Maria as...

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Funny story: Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Members of Pussy Riot, particularly Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, were brutally whipped, sprayed and beaten by Cossacks representing Russian President Valdimir Putin at the Sochi Olympic Games. These same Cossacks have been rewarded...

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Funny story: Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Two of the Pussy Riot Russian punk band were hilarious on the Stephen Colbert show 2 nights ago. They poked fun at virtual dictator, Valdimir Putin and made his athletic exploits, which display his aging body, look absurd. The Pussy Riot members wer...

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