At an impromptu news conference, Vatican Spokesperson Alessandro Gisotti explained to an overflow crowd of reporters that Pope Francis was late to celebrate Sunday mass due to an elevator malfunction. Gisotti went to great length to say the Pope was...
Vatican City -- An offer by Pope Francis to reduce Purgatory time for Catholics who embrace the "miracle of social media" has led to a massive and sudden selloff of real estate in Purgatory. As a result, prices for Purgatory condos have been slas...
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees "Welcome to <www.Heaven.web>. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue." He doesn't have either, but underneath the fields is a small line reading: "Forgot your ID or Password? Click Here." So he does. Up pops a screen which...
Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...
Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
Purgatory -- Adam and Eve, accused of committing the "Original Sin" which plunged mankind into fear, darkness, and shame, were today acquitted by a jury of their fig-leaf wearing peers. "We the jury find Adam (Doe) and Eve (Doe) inno...
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