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Funny story: "Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

"Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

In a major national security breakthrough, the CIA has determined the real identify of "Q". According to various sources, the spy agency used advanced algorithms to track down the source of wild and insane conspiracies--including the incredibly stup…

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Funny story: President-Elect Joe Biden Says He Will Think About Making Puerto Rico The 51st State

President-Elect Joe Biden Says He Will Think About Making Puerto Rico The 51st State

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – One of President-Elect Joe Biden’s aides has stated that Biden is seriously considering making Puerto Rico the 51st state. Biden has stated, on several occasions, that the United States will greatly benefit from t…

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Funny story: A Polar Bear From The North Pole Amazingly Swims Ashore in Puerto Rico

A Polar Bear From The North Pole Amazingly Swims Ashore in Puerto Rico

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – (Satire News) – Telemundo has stated that beach-goers recently saw a full-grown polar bear swim ashore at San Juan’s Mucho Rum Beach. Witnesses said that the bear looked extremely tired, and animal experts said it must have…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Sister, Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry, Throws Him Under the Bus Big Time!

President Trump’s Sister, Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry, Throws Him Under the Bus Big Time!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The iRumors News Agency is reporting that the President’s older sister, unlike him, does not lie. Retired Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry spoke with iRumors and revealed some very interesting details about her br…

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Funny story: President Trump is Ready To Sign a Presidential Executive Order Trading Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland

President Trump is Ready To Sign a Presidential Executive Order Trading Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reuters News is reporting that President Trump recently spoke with Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark, about making a trade. Trump has always loved Greenland because of its fantastic golf courses,…

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Funny story: Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Nearly two years after the major storm that devastated Puerto Rico in 2017, many residents still remain unable to obtain insulin medication, Coca Cola, and other food staples like Oreos, ice cream, and Spam. "At this point, some people are being f...

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Funny story: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Comtravening decades of American policy, President Donald Trump announced that the United States will recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Puerto Rico. "Just look at the palm trees and tell me these are not sister cities," said Trump. "I'm really...

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Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Funny story: Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...

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Funny story: Puerto Rico Secedes from U. S., Annexes to Spain

Puerto Rico Secedes from U. S., Annexes to Spain

San Juan, Puerto Rico.Angered by the catastrophic failure of the United States to provide immediate aid to his hurricane-ravaged territory, Gov. Ricardo Rossello today announced that Puerto Rico's territorial legislature had voted overwhelmingly to s...

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Funny story: Puerto Ricans disavow recalcitrant Trump.com™ - Have invited Obama to return as their President

Puerto Ricans disavow recalcitrant Trump.com™ - Have invited Obama to return as their President

Given the Katrina like response to the utter devastation of their island and the seeming indifference from the Whitehouse, Puerto Ricans have disavowed Trump.com™ as impotent and have invited Obama to return as their President. There does se...

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Funny story: Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Given the debt Puerto Rico has to Wall St and now they are unable to make their designated payments due to the 2 recent Hurricanes the most compassionate and all wise Treasury Secretary has decided to Foreclose on the entire region. Apparently Her...

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Funny story: Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

West New York, NJ - President Donald Trump "visited" Puerto Rico today by way of a satellite feed from West New York, New Jersey. Trump scheduled the visit amid claims that he cares more about stirring controversy with the NFL than about a U.S. terr...

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Funny story: President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle

President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle

Speaking from the Oval Office on Christmas Eve, President Trump bombarded the American people with a summary of his accomplishments during his first four years in the White House and a sneak preview of his plans for his second term. After running th...

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Funny story: Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - The Caribbean Sea country of Puerto Rico has just reported that they've sent some much needed weapons to the military in the Ukraine. Puerto Rican President Henry Salsa stated that he has not forgotten the shipment of 25 ca...

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Funny story: Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years. Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga and a member of her band were having drinks at The Plastered Platypus Lounge, which reportedly is Kelly Ripa's favorite New York City night club. Gaga has been criticized by several members of the entertainment press for the c...

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