The Chinese are small people with big dreams. In a fistfight, not many of them can lick a Swede (oh my, can I lick a Swede?). But they like to watch those who can – big muthas with big muscles bouncing each other all over a ring, jumping off the top…
NEW YORK CITY – Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has informed the wrestling world not to worry because the WWE will be returning very soon. WWE announcer Cicero “The Mouth” Alamogordo stated that he met with Vince, his wife Lin...
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex stunned the media and royal watchers alike last night, when they made the joint announcement that they are stepping away from their royal duties to form a tag wrestling duo that will compete in the resurgent British pro...
From the persnickety colossus that is the town of Grimsby, Ontario, (population 27,314 humanoids), just 427 kilometres northeast of Toledo, Ohio, it's the Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view! Also known as the 37th most anticipated pa...
Transmitting on free really expensive Pay-Per-View, cable, internet, and CB Radio, the Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation's latest pay-per-view, Summer of CRASH-SMASH-BASH-OOOF-OUCH-AARGH!!, emanated from the languorously locus of superbness, a.k.
Results from the Ultra-Mega-Doom-Colossal-Extravaganza 5 Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the thriving metropolis of Pickering, Ontario, Canada (population 91,771, most of which who would rather live in Toronto): Match 1: Ar...
THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...
Tampa, FL - WWF Wrestling star, Hulk Hogan, was awarded a vein-popping monetary settlement of more than $100 million dollars, with celebrity news website, Gawker, for showing a thrity-second video of The Hulkamaniac naked-wrestling his buddy's wife.
SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...
"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...
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