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Funny story: The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

NEW YORK CITY – Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has informed the wrestling world not to worry because the WWE will be returning very soon. WWE announcer Cicero “The Mouth” Alamogordo stated that he met with Vince, his wife Lin...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan step back from royal duties to form mixed tag wrestling team

Harry and Meghan step back from royal duties to form mixed tag wrestling team

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex stunned the media and royal watchers alike last night, when they made the joint announcement that they are stepping away from their royal duties to form a tag wrestling duo that will compete in the resurgent British pro...

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Funny story: Your Latest Mighty Superstar Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Your Latest Mighty Superstar Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

From the persnickety colossus that is the town of Grimsby, Ontario, (population 27,314 humanoids), just 427 kilometres northeast of Toledo, Ohio, it's the Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view! Also known as the 37th most anticipated pa...

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Funny story: The Latest Wrestling Pay-PerView Matches And Results

The Latest Wrestling Pay-PerView Matches And Results

Transmitting on free really expensive Pay-Per-View, cable, internet, and CB Radio, the Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation's latest pay-per-view, Summer of CRASH-SMASH-BASH-OOOF-OUCH-AARGH!!, emanated from the languorously locus of superbness, a.k.

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Funny story: Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Ultra-Mega-Doom-Colossal-Extravaganza 5 Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the thriving metropolis of Pickering, Ontario, Canada (population 91,771, most of which who would rather live in Toronto): Match 1: Ar...

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Funny story: Xenu Disappointed That His Arch-Enemy on Earth is the Cult of Scientology

Xenu Disappointed That His Arch-Enemy on Earth is the Cult of Scientology

THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Settles Gawker Lawsuit For Lifetime Supply Of Rippable Clothing

Hulk Hogan Settles Gawker Lawsuit For Lifetime Supply Of Rippable Clothing

Tampa, FL - WWF Wrestling star, Hulk Hogan, was awarded a vein-popping monetary settlement of more than $100 million dollars, with celebrity news website, Gawker, for showing a thrity-second video of The Hulkamaniac naked-wrestling his buddy's wife.

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Funny story: "Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...

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Funny story: Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...

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