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Shares in prison company continue to rise

Funny story: Shares in prison company continue to rise

If you're looking for a good stock to invest in, you could do a lot worse than Alabama State Penitentiary Conglomerates. Since they have expanded their operations beyond their eponymous state, they have seen profits rise by 400% and their workforce i...

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Maximus to be awarded £500 million marriage contract

Funny story: Maximus to be awarded £500 million marriage contract

The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that marriages and civil partnership ceremonies are to be privatized if the Tories are reelected, with US Healthcare corporation Maximus being awarded a £500 million annual contract to oversee all marria...

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Cameron to Sell his Own Mother

Funny story: Cameron to Sell his Own Mother

David Cameron has further advanced his privatisation plans, by announcing that he is to sell his own mother to sovereign wealth funds from countries such as China. He is expected to deliver a pre-budget speech calling for radical action to improve Br...

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Is the NHS safe with the Conservatives - Indications of nepotism at work!

Funny story: Is the NHS safe with the Conservatives - Indications of nepotism at work!

Lord Blyth: Boots Chemists deputy chairman. Tory Donor. Stands to gain from the break up and privatisation of the NHS wants to buy the Walk in Centres at an agreed cut-price with Cameron. UK Pharmaceutical Industry: Courting the Conservative party, has also begun gearing up for a change in government, as drug companies have been reshuffling their public affairs teams and courting the C...

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MI5 to be Privatised

In a desperate attempt to reduce the deficit the Government is offering the MI5 to the highest bidder. In secret negotiations front runner Rupert Murdoch tried to set up a deal to be given a two for one offer: MI5 for him and MI6 for his son James...

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Prison officers protest privatisation prospects

Funny story: Prison officers protest privatisation prospects

Today it was announced that Birmingham prison would become the first privatised prison in the UK. The Prison Officers Union (POU) immediately declared the idea "out of order" and vowed to lock up the idiot who thought it up. Chairman of POU, Mao T...

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Celebrities to be Privatised?

Funny story: Celebrities to be Privatised?

Celebrities are to be made more efficient, and finally receive the investment they deserve when plans to fund them with private finance are unveiled by the Briton Party this week. A number of different concepts are being toyed with. They are as f...

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