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Funny story: Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story: The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...

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Funny story: I'll wed Queen when Philip's dead: David Beckham's shock vow

I'll wed Queen when Philip's dead: David Beckham's shock vow

In a surprise move, soccer legend, David Beckham, has revealed that, when Prince Philip dies, he will divorce his wife, Victoria, and marry the widowed monarch, as long as he is crowned King as part of the deal. Speaking to Men's Health magazine,...

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Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

Prince Philip Silverstone Formula One Day Out Has Villagers In A State Of Panic

There was drama in the Buckinghamshire village of Silverstone this morning, when the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, turned up at the racing circuit for 'one last drive' before he hangs up his driving gloves, and calls it quits behind the wheel of...

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Funny story: The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

The Queen Buys Prince Philip A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has reacted swiftly to try to protect the longevity of her husband, Prince Philip, by purchasing a replica car from the 1968 movie, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. The Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in several scra...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Seen Driving Brand New Ferrari

Prince Philip Seen Driving Brand New Ferrari

Windsor Castle, UK Just a few weeks after his auto accident in which a woman suffered a broken arm when Prince Philip said he had the sun in his eyes and hit the car she was in, he was seen driving a brand new, red Ferrari. Prince Philip sent the...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Funny story: Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

London, England Prince Philip's retirement from royal appearances comes as no surprise to many. It is widely accepted that the Prince Consort retired to avoid any unpleasant meetings in the future, especially now that the Trump family has threatened...

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Funny story: Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day

Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day

For years, the ageing Prince Philip has been a beacon of bigotry at the head of the British Royal Family. Now at the age of 95, he has decided that the time has come for him to take it easy, and as a result, he will only make one racially offensive c...

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Funny story: Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...

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Funny story: Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prolific dropper of faux pas, Prince Philip will be giving the young whipper-snapper Donald Trump lessons in how to offend the most people in the shortest amount of time, it has been revealed. Famed through-out the world for being culturally cluel...

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Funny story: The Queen has a cold.

The Queen has a cold.

The News. December 21st 2016. The Queen, 90, has a cold and her Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Prince Philip, 95, has a cold and his Christmas visit to Sandringham has been delayed. Doris Hodgkins, 91, has a cold and will...

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