WASHINGTON, D.C. - United Kingdom Satire) - An employee for Scotland Yard recently revealed that the territorial police force has uncovered a secret file filled with the sexual exploits of several very high profile British individuals; including Prin…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - King Charles III, recently told the BBC that he has decided to sell one of his mum's (the queen's) favorite stately crowns. The crown was given to the queen back on December 7, 1999, by King Fasula Mashula of Mo…
Britain (and, oh god, possibly the rest of the ‘commonwealth’ … it ain’t common and nobody’s got the wealth but Britain) is getting new money! This one has an old guy on it, apparently looking for his crown and ‘facing left’. Obviously some kind o…
King Charles has fleas. Camilla has to pluck them out every night before she tucks the King into his royal bunkbed. She has bitten into them, and found them not to her liking. Still, she swallowed. The King says they are not British fleas, tha…
King Chuck was out fishing for crawdads with his son, Willy, who said, “Pa, did mama ever peg you?” “She done tried, son, once, but I put a stop to it. I got a feeling she pegged that Dody fella. Still don’t explain how she got knocked up by hi…
The pen is still mightier than the sword, as displayed by King Chuck (thank you for that name, it makes comedy so much easier), who is already having a terrible time related to pens. First, the ink pot that refused to move itself when he was about…
Now that Chucky is king (when is she gonna bump off – at my age I’ve got maybe ten years to be king – the throne won’t even have my ass dent in it before William takes over), there are certain things that he is no longer allowed to do. As seen in…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
LONDON - (UK News) - Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa "Liz" Truss told her majesty, Queen Elizabeth that her son, Charles is on the short list of names that she is considering to be the ambassador to Russia. PM Truss said that she knows the Pri…
LONDON - (British Satire) - Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of King Charles III, is quite upset at her recent botox procedure. It seems that the gynecologist who performed the operation had been drinking a little bit too much Stella (Artois) beer.
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of England's top heavy metal bands, Camel Toe, had two very special individuals in the audience at their recent sold out concert at Wembley Stadium. Queen Elizabeth and her son Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales, sat…
LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure. Prince Cha…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck, recently spoke with Prince Charles at a Tottenham Hotspur FC - Nottingham Forest FC football game. Buck noticed that there was something about the Prince of Wales that was different.
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker has just broken the story of the month. He learned from a source inside Buckingham Palace that her majesty and her son will soon begin filming a commercial to be run on the BBC.
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - One of the world's most popular sports teams, The Manchester United Red Devils took a vote as to who they would like to see become Britain's next prime minister. Man U owners Joel and Avram Glazer took the pol…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be traveling to Russia. The prince will meet with Vladimir Nikita Putin, in the newly-remodeled Commemorative Mrs. Joseph Stali…
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