Donald Trump did not win the final presidential debate. Failing to take a Spoof writer’s advice to stay home, Trump showed up. The rest went downhill once he reached the podium. He was sweaty, red-faced, puffy, missing a neck, waving fat hands, r…
While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the c…
Moments into Thursday's final US Presidential Debate, Democratic challenger Joe Biden realized he'd left his dentures on his hotel room bedside table. The former Vice President could be seen running his tongue along his gums and then mumbling: "B…
The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Washington Globe-Express says that President Trump has backed out of the second presidential debate. Trump was not happy with the fact that the debate moderator was going to have the authority to cut off his…
After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…
It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate. Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.
SASQUATCH, Minnesota – (Satire News) – President Trump is claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to April 13, 1787, when George Washington kicked Ebeneezer Follicle's keister. Trump told CNN’s Jim Acosta that…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that President Trump’s favorite child was thrilled with her daddy’s debate performance. Ivanka, who is 6-foot-2-inches tall and weighs 119 pounds, said that she has never seen “Daddy Donnie” in…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Donald Trump has just been informed that he has been hit with a $200,000 fine by the Presidential Debate Commission. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency, the PDC was extremely upset…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – President Trump showed the entire world that he has the manners of a boa constrictor, as he threw Fox News moderator Chris Wallace’s debate rules out of the window. Trump carried on as if he was a World War II Nazi gene…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The first of, hopefully, only one presidential debate finally took place, and as Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine said, it was one uncontrolled dumpster fire. Moderator Chris Wallace should have had both pa…
Following interest in Joe Rogan's hosting the first presidential debate, some sources (anonymous) indicate he is scripting questions and already passing them along. Moderator of Debate #1, FOX News' Chris Wallace, says not so, but he is “intereste…
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Democratic presidential candidate and the champion of the working class, Joe Biden, flew to his home town to pick up some more clean clothes. While in Dover, he spoke with a reporter with the Vox Populi News Agenc…
BERLIN, Vermont – (Satire News) – The president had a campaign rally in the town of Berlin, which is noted for having the same name as the city in Germany. POTUS told the crowd, which he estimated to be at least 800,000, that he is almost ready fo…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) - Joe Biden says that he will go ahead with the presidential debate even though Trump refuses to wear a Coronavirus mask. The former vice-president told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that, unlike Donald, he cares ab…
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…
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