Saying the New York Times reported it first, the Cruz campaign was distancing itself from a mailer a Cruz super pac sent out to Nevada voters describing his opponent's practices of ritual sacrifices and cannibalism. "It was a mistake to tell vote...
Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...
This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
Washington DC: The Washington Republicans are staging a comeback. A new team General Manager Reince Priebus of Wisconsin has replaced Michel Steele of Maryland. Mr. Steele only won one third of the games played in 2010, but he is credited with "the H...
Skunk Hollow, KY - It was announced today that starting next week, the annual Build a Better Redneck Veehickle Contest will begin. Land and Water Veehickles will be judged on originality, usability, and hillbillity. Entrants using commodes, wor...
(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...
US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.
(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...
Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...
(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...
"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign. Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...
Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...
After polls indicate Presidential candidate John McCain is losing ground with Hispanic and African American voters, McCain announced the hiring of his newest campaign advisor, radio personality Don Imus.
Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.
In a surprise move, the White House today announced that Lassie will be the next US President.
With an entire nation on the edge of their seats over one of the most hotly contested Presidential contest in history; a political commission announced that the final resolution will be even further postponed.
For the third time now in consecutive off season elections traditionally Republican districts have voted for Democrats. Political commentators are reading in these tea leaves a disastrous fall for the GOP in the Fall elections.
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