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Putin Claims No Russian Interference in Putin’s Election

Funny story: Putin Claims No Russian Interference in Putin’s Election

In a shocking break with all his intelligence agencies Russian President Vladimir Putin confirms that he believes Vladimir Putin’s claim that he did not interfere in Russia’s elections. “A slanderous claim," the leader said when asked about the a...

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Trump Gives 6 Reasons To Vote For Him

Funny story: Trump Gives 6 Reasons To Vote For Him

Donald Trump has given an amazing closing speech about why he should be elected President in 2016. It can be broken down into different parts about why he should be elected according to Mr. Trump: 1) "People say I suffer from a pathological na...

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Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Funny story: Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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Clinton-Trump Election Affected By Cowardly FBI And Justice Dep't

Funny story: Clinton-Trump Election Affected By Cowardly FBI And Justice Dep't

Once again, I'm going to try and channel the great American humorist and cynic H.L. Menken. Once again he affirms that he thinks the United States is a "nation of midgets." "Look at the current election, it's being tremendously influenced by the...

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Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

Funny story: Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

H.L. Menken, the great American humorist wrote of being an American, "The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. It lays chief stress upon the kinds [of clowning] which delight me unceasingly - for example, the ribald c...

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Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Funny story: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...

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Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Funny story: Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...

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Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Funny story: Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Hillary Clinton yesterday said one-half of Trump's backers belonged in a "basket of deplorables" because they are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it." "Politicians are supposed to flatter voters not attack them," sai...

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Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Funny story: Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Donald Trump has proposed what analysts call an "ideological purity" test for those who would enter the U.S. as immigrants. Trump said in a statement, "In addition to screening out all members or sympathizers of terrorist groups, we must also screen...

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Green Candidate Stein Tells The Truth, Enrages Corporate Media

Funny story: Green Candidate Stein Tells The Truth, Enrages Corporate Media

Jill Stein, Green Party Candidate for the Presidency, has caused an uproar among executives as MSNBX after she appeared on "Mourning Joe." Stein pointed out that 64% of discretionary spending in the federal budget goes to the U.S. military, and the...

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Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

Funny story: Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

New York - The city's Board of Elections issued an official health alert to New Yorkers voting in the presidential primaries: "Don't touch, taste or sniff the core of the pencil with which you are marking your ballot. It is really made of lead and c...

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Donald Trump Is Creating A New Political Vocabulary

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Creating A New Political Vocabulary

New York -- Presidential hopeful Donald Trump is changing the way America talks and thinks about presidential politics. New words and phrases are continually popping up on the campaign trail. They are being generated by the candidate himself as well...

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Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

Funny story: Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

This year's crop of Presidential weeds..... er... candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for the so-...

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Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Funny story: Candidate Sanders picks Colonel Sanders for VEEP slot

Burlington, Vermont -- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected deceased fast food mogul Col. Harlan David Sanders as his vice presidential running mate. Asked to describe the "flavor" of their campaign, Col. Sanders said: "It...

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10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Funny story: 10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Atlantic City, New Jersey -- Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an "exploratory committee" that will help him determine whether or not to run for President. Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel gives him the green light: 1. His wig will have its own motorcade. 2. Expressing a preference for staying alive, Trump refuses Secret Service prote...

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Romney reveals more Bain Capital 'lessons for success'

Funny story: Romney reveals more Bain Capital 'lessons for success'

New York - Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney says he ran out of room in a recent Wall Street Journal article in which he attempted to connect his business experience at Bain Capital with the qualities he would need to be a good president.

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Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate

Funny story: Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate

Washington, DC - Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple's digital assistant Siri as his new running mate...

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Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Funny story: Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Tokyo, Japan - Baro, real name Barrack Obama, is now to be found in Tokyo as an aspiring enka singer. "I never would have entered the presidential race if I thought there was a chance of me losing my erection," explained Baro, in his newly acquired J...

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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