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Funny story: Vlad Bans Carrey … and Barely Makes News

Vlad Bans Carrey … and Barely Makes News

Jim Carrey cannot go to Russia. Putin has banned certain people from various countries who dared support Ukraine and criticize the Great Russian Bear from entering that bear … Does Putin not get it? If he banned A, B or C-list celebrities, who fuc…

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Funny story: Kevin McCarthy's Getting Even For Trump, But Would Trump Let Him Join Mar-a-Lago?

Kevin McCarthy's Getting Even For Trump, But Would Trump Let Him Join Mar-a-Lago?

Like Charlie McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy is yapping about impeaching President Joesph Biden. Instead of governing and finding solutions for climate change, hunger, education, immigration, jobs, crime, inflation, and world peace, the guy plans to impeach…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin disguises himself to avoid assassination - grows small moustache, dyes his hair black and places a hydraulic spring under his right armpit

Vladimir Putin disguises himself to avoid assassination - grows small moustache, dyes his hair black and places a hydraulic spring under his right armpit

He’s already got several body doubles and rumour has it that the British SAS are gunning for him. But the Butcher of Kyiv, Vlad, also known as “the Poisoner”, Putin, has resorted to extreme measures to dodge an assassin’s bullet. The one-time winn…

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Funny story: Home Secretary accidentally sends private email to Vladimir Putin

Home Secretary accidentally sends private email to Vladimir Putin

Suella Braverman is reported to have sent the Russian President a recipe by email. The message, sent from her work email to her personal email account and then forwarded, attached a Word document entitled Roasted Asylum Seeker with Beans. Miss Bra…

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Funny story: The USS Frank Sinatra Sinks a Russian Battleship In The Black Sea

The USS Frank Sinatra Sinks a Russian Battleship In The Black Sea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The White House has just informed the news media that the US destroyer the USS Frank Sinatra, which has been in the Black Sea aiding the Ukraine since July, has just sunk one of Putin's most prized naval vessels.

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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday To Vladimir Putin

Marilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday To Vladimir Putin

In the process of pushing the Russians straight out of Ukraine and back to the Bering Straits, Ukrainians also have a sense of humor. Today, October 8th is Putin’s 70th birthday. So Ukrainians resurrected a copy of Marylin Monroe singing Happy Bi…

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Funny story: Cry Me A Birthday Bridge

Cry Me A Birthday Bridge

Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…

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Funny story: Eddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze

Eddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze

Edward Snowden was given Russian citizenship. Putin is desperate. Putin says: “What is you Americans say? Enemy of my enemy is friend? So Snowden is America’s enemy, so is my friend.” Vlad. First of all, Snowden is hiding for his life in your c…

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Funny story: The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

MOSCOW - ((Satire News) - America's Grandiose News Agency has issued a statement stating that The Kremlin Voice has declared that 91% of all Russian residents are sick of their country getting their ass kicked by Ukraine and her allies. GNA report…

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Funny story: WW3 Halloween or April Fool?

WW3 Halloween or April Fool?

Putin hasn’t really given a timeline on when he wants to start World War 3, but a Moscow insider has given a hint. “What is scariest time of year? Time when people think things are scary but they know no really cuz it’s holiday? Yes, my friend, is…

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Funny story: Putin to Save the Day While Losing His Shirt

Putin to Save the Day While Losing His Shirt

Boy, when Putin fails, he fails hard! Russian men are being snatched and grabbed the streets by Putin’s KGB and thrown into the army – now that’s allegiance and patriotism! (Is Russia like the USA during the Vietnam War right now? Write a theses a…

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Funny story: President Putin Says Elections Were Held And The People of Nepal, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Cambodia Are Now Part of Russia

President Putin Says Elections Were Held And The People of Nepal, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Cambodia Are Now Part of Russia

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has written that President Putin now has a brand new title, and that is "Real Estate Agent." Putin held mock elections in which the people of the four above mentioned countries cast mock votes in a mock e…

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Funny story: Russia's Putin Annexes Texas

Russia's Putin Annexes Texas

Vladimir Putin has pronounced from a podium while standing on a chair that he has annexed Texas. Propelled by his annexation of Ukraine territory, he decided to include Texas, and why not? It's only a paper deal. It isn't as though Texans will start…

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Funny story: Russian Missile Levels U. S. Javelin Plant: Wrong Javelin

Russian Missile Levels U. S. Javelin Plant: Wrong Javelin

A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin. The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate a…

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Funny story: Don't Tell Putin, But...

Don't Tell Putin, But...

Don't tell Vladimir Putin, but he is losing his war in Ukraine. Quoting the John Cleese line to Kevin Kline about the Vietnam war in the film, A Fish Called Wanda: "I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide RE…

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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Redo: Vladimir To Ride The Bomb This Time

Dr. Strangelove Redo: Vladimir To Ride The Bomb This Time

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the original cast of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Major T. J. "King" Kong was played by Slim Pickens, who rode the nuclear bomb down to its target. The 1964 film was about what could ha…

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Funny story: Putin Arrested And Sent To Siberia To Await Trial

Putin Arrested And Sent To Siberia To Await Trial

In abrupt, lightning-fast action, and without any rumors beforehand, Vladimir Putin, the former head of Russia, was arrested, stuffed into a van, and driven to a dacha in Siberia. He will live under house arrest until his trial sometime in the future…

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