Envelope Josh Widdicombe is spending his third day at the sorting office in Chutney on the Fritz due to the postal strikes. Speaking to us in his surprisingly deep, manly voice the medium-sized Jiffy envelope said 'I had hoped to be on my way by n…
Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here again, with another tale from my tediously boring life. Do you know the Post Office? The one in the high street? The one where Fred and Lynne work? I say work, they just seem to be always laughing at their own jokes, an…
After just going in to buy some stamps, and to post a letter Muriel Halfpenny has been stuck in a conversation with Sandra from two doors down for 14 minutes. 'It was a nightmare' said Muriel 'Sandra and I have nothing in common. We had a bit of a…
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has told a local newspaper that the naked and unfettered hatred he felt towards an elderly lady who kept him waiting in line at the post office exceeded the burning loathing that the Ancient Greek hero, Achilles, felt to…
Washington DC - (The Washington Poop) | USPS announced their plan to slow mail delivery and increase prices as Post Master General, Piddle Stomp, explained to TheSpoof.com in this exclusive interview. We asked Stomp, why stop using airplanes? He…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider told NBC News that President Trump threw one of his patented humongous behind-the-scenes tantrums. The insider revealed that as Trump was checking his daily mail, he noticed a post card from…
After a photo of mail collection boxes on a flatbed truck in Boston quickly garnered significant attention on Twitter, on Friday, the U.S. Postal Service clarified why the boxes were being removed. USPS spokesman Steve Doherty told reporters that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The United States Postal Service wants to inform the American people that their “Forever Stamps”, which were priced at 55 cents, or $11 for a book of 20, have now changed. The USPS regrets that they are having to…
Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...
Post Office workers are sure that today's kids do not know how to use their postboxes correctly, chiefly because they don't know what a letter is. "Writing on paper is Jurassic!" Claimed a bunch of spotty school kids munching bags of 'Lineker' (na...
Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...
Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...
The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...
POLICE have launched a man-hunt following the theft of letters and parcels from postal Pillar Boxes across the UK. Members of the public reported to Police a red van drawing up at double yellow lines, shortly vacated by a blue-capped man in his 40...
When Miriam Moeller slipped a dollar and forty cents into an envelope in her fourth grade Catholic school classroom during a "Pagan Baby Campaign",she fully expected to get a pagan baby in return. She dutifully kept vigil by her mailbox for days. Day...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Post Office Department has just announced that they have worked out a deal with the number one fast food franchise in the world; McDonald's. The USPO in an effort to bring in more revenue has agreed to put a Mc...
After announcing its default of $5.6 billion on payments for health benefits for retired personnel, the United States Postal Service is in the process of coming up with a variety of ways to raise money to keep the pension fund and the postal service...
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