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Funny story: Politically-Correct Congregation Holds A "Celebration Of Life" For Alcoholic, Abusive, And Gruesome Monster Who Was Probably Just Misunderstood

Politically-Correct Congregation Holds A "Celebration Of Life" For Alcoholic, Abusive, And Gruesome Monster Who Was Probably Just Misunderstood

Wauzeka, Wisconsin. Members at St. Jude & Bethany's Episcopal Church Of Profoundly Serious Enlightenment And Dedication gathered together, last Wednesday, to hold a "celebration of life" for Michael Willard Kain, an abusive, gruesome, hot-temper…

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Funny story: Americans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad

Americans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad

Many Americans are confused as to what fate awaits them if they become infected with the coronavirus and then recover. Will they be a pariah or superhuman? Hero or social outcast? Gasping for air or immune for life? “If I find out I’ve had it, wi...

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Funny story: Attractive Woman Hurt No One Willing to Social Distance With Her

Attractive Woman Hurt No One Willing to Social Distance With Her

Isolated and craving physical companionship in the midst of the nationwide coronavirus lockdown, Bonnie Radick of Nashville, Tennessee, was hurt that, while there were a good number of men willing to come have sex with her, she could not find anyone,...

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Funny story: Clownvirus pandemic: Political correctness spreads, infected SJWs attack, zombie apocalypse in USA

Clownvirus pandemic: Political correctness spreads, infected SJWs attack, zombie apocalypse in USA

Washington DC (TSW) - Taking cue from the virtue-signalling 2020 Oscar fun-fest, the New York Times has opined that clownvirus (formerly coronavirus) be renamed as Trumpvirus. On clinical presentation, the columnist, Gail Collins, was hot under the c...

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Funny story: Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...

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Funny story: Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

At a Target located in downtown Chicago, Human Resources Director Pam Ridgefield announced to the local media today that Marketing Manager Frank Richards was terminated for thinking about saying the N-word. Speaking from her luxury home in a Chic...

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Funny story: Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...

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Funny story: BBC Admits - Dr Who critics to face Education Camps

BBC Admits - Dr Who critics to face Education Camps

The BBC have finally admitted that critics of the latest season of Dr Who will be rounded up and placed in "Special Camps" with their license fees trebled, and their children forced to watch constant repeats of The Antiques Roadshow "It's simply i...

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Funny story: Momentum to launch new not-for-profit Coffee chain

Momentum to launch new not-for-profit Coffee chain

Not content taking over the Labour party, it appears left-wing activists Momentum have decided to take over the world of coffee. The popular left-wing pressure group launched their new not-for-profit enterprise, 'Corbynista', at this year's party...

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Funny story: Jews Confirm Anti-Semites Are Anyone Calling Them Jews

Jews Confirm Anti-Semites Are Anyone Calling Them Jews

Prominent Jews have today clarified what exactly constitutes anti-Semitism following the controversy currently engulfing the Labour Party. Leader Jeremy Corbyn, of tolerance, tea-drinking and hummus-making fame, is facing criticism for being a mas...

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Funny story: Mayhem at Women's Vote Celebration March as Spoof Reporter is Arrested

Mayhem at Women's Vote Celebration March as Spoof Reporter is Arrested

"We need an Equality and Diversity Editor" said the Head of News as he stumbled drunkenly into the office. "Paxton, you're the only white Anglo-Saxon male here, so you'll do." Those fateful words led me to attend a women's march through London to...

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Funny story: Serial Micro-aggressor Gets Life Sentence

Serial Micro-aggressor Gets Life Sentence

Dayton, OH—To his neighbors, Harvey Lasher seemed like the perfect neighbor: genial, helpful when he could be, a man who never let more than a week go by before cutting his grass and trimming his hedgerow. But while those living next door to Harv...

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Funny story: Channel 5 launches "Inappropriate Films of the 70s" night

Channel 5 launches "Inappropriate Films of the 70s" night

It's the decade that political correctness forgot - because it hadn't been born yet. Nevertheless the 70s were also a gentler time, when casual racism, sexism and homophobia were a part of every day life, and people enjoyed it. To celebrate the forti...

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Funny story: Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

ONLY IN AMERICA - The Boy Scouts of America last week announced that it would allow girls to participate in Cub Scouts and eventually earn the coveted Eagle Scout rank. A spokesperson said: "Families today are busier and more diverse than ever. Most...

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Funny story: Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...

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Funny story: Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike. Right wing website owner Pe...

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Funny story: University Student Ejaculates Through Open Feminist "Safe-Space" Window

University Student Ejaculates Through Open Feminist "Safe-Space" Window

Eugene, Oregon - A University of Oregon program to provide "safe-spaces" for male masturbators started off with good intentions but backfired thanks to a failure of foresight in positioning the safe-space male masturbation room adjacent to a feminist...

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