Stuck between two generations at Christmas time, parents Alex and Felicity Chilblaine are now seen as being extremists by the two surrounding generations. ‘It was mad’ said Alex ‘Felicity and myself would class ourselves as fairly liberal, treat t…
The city of Sleepington, Idaho, has been beset with social awakening because their street and building names are not woke compliant. Sleepington Mayor, Shelly Wanton, has established a mandate to review and change all building and street names which…
SEATTLE, Washington, September 21st, 2021 - - After 1 hour and 38 minutes of deliberation, 12 time Grammy Award winning music legends, Foo Fighters, announced this morning that effective immediately the band will be known as Non-Aerosol Air Freshener…
Following England's footballing defeat at the hands of Italy, a number of politicians and celebrities have jumped in saying that there is absolutely no need to abuse the players. Despite having a track record of saying things that are off-colour,…
BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…
This is the schedule for the GB News channel for the 27th June. Today's broadcast comes, as always, from a shed in Andrew Neil's back garden. 6.00pm. Farage Speaks. This week, a special report on how Brexit means that Britons can at last buy yacht…
In these politically correct, LGBTQ-loaded, pan-hormonal, wokeness-gorged, give-a-dog-a-bone days of balanced diversity, companies in the UK have modified their set-up of management and Supervisory Boards to cater for such trends and crude paternalis…
"Get back in t'kitchen." "Tha knows nowt about football." "Put t'kettle on, lass." No, we don't know what these mean either, but apparently they were some of the online insults aimed at Karen Carney after a Leeds club tweet questioned her commen…
The BBC's tampering with the words of The Pogues' Christmas classic song, 'Fairy Tale Of New York', in order to pander to snowflakes, has got one man so angry, that he's claimed he will say the word 'Faggot' every day until Christmas. And possibly…
Wauzeka, Wisconsin. Members at St. Jude & Bethany's Episcopal Church Of Profoundly Serious Enlightenment And Dedication gathered together, last Wednesday, to hold a "celebration of life" for Michael Willard Kain, an abusive, gruesome, hot-temper…
Many Americans are confused as to what fate awaits them if they become infected with the coronavirus and then recover. Will they be a pariah or superhuman? Hero or social outcast? Gasping for air or immune for life? “If I find out I’ve had it, wi...
Isolated and craving physical companionship in the midst of the nationwide coronavirus lockdown, Bonnie Radick of Nashville, Tennessee, was hurt that, while there were a good number of men willing to come have sex with her, she could not find anyone,...
Washington DC (TSW) - Taking cue from the virtue-signalling 2020 Oscar fun-fest, the New York Times has opined that clownvirus (formerly coronavirus) be renamed as Trumpvirus. On clinical presentation, the columnist, Gail Collins, was hot under the c...
WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...
At a Target located in downtown Chicago, Human Resources Director Pam Ridgefield announced to the local media today that Marketing Manager Frank Richards was terminated for thinking about saying the N-word. Speaking from her luxury home in a Chic...
Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...
The BBC have finally admitted that critics of the latest season of Dr Who will be rounded up and placed in "Special Camps" with their license fees trebled, and their children forced to watch constant repeats of The Antiques Roadshow "It's simply i...
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