LAS VEGAS, Nevada – (Satire News) – A 19-year-old resident of Austin, Texas has just captured the 1st Annual United States Amateur Pole Dancing Contest. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, who attended the dancing gala held at The Cleopatra’s Barge Re…
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – A woman who says that she was one of Donald Jonathan Trump’s biggest supporters has just spent $4,000 on laser surgery. Stephanie Cervixola, 26, who is employed as a pole dancer at Atlanta’s Beaver Dam Strip Club…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that a woman in the City of Brotherly Love has just become the country’s very first woman to have what is being touted as intimate tri-surgery. Venus Guffanski, who dances under the stage…
HARLEM – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in Harlem, Quanzilla Yolanda Windmuffin, 26, has been able to eat lots of large things with very little effort. She explains it by saying that she has a very tiny uvula which mak…
FORT WORTH, Texas – (Satire News) – Fort Worth’s infamous Buckaroo Bar & Grill was the scene of The 40th Annual Mechanical Bull Riding Championship. Male and female contestants competed from as far off as Cheyenne, Wyoming, Topeka, Kansas, and…
HOLLYWOOD – (Reality TV Satire) - A spokesperson for the PBS Network has just informed the entertainment media that their hit reality show, “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania”, will be returning for its 13th season. Payton Tugwater, with…
TULSA – (Satire News) - The Tulsa City Council has just named Deputy Amanda Timberwine to be the new city sheriff. Deputy Timberwine, has been with the sheriff's department for three weeks. She is replacing Sheriff Clyde Costello, who suddenly lef…
British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…
AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...
In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative. "When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several basta...
BOSTON - The state of Massachusetts has just become the first state in the nation to state that the taking of upskirt photographs is legal and picture takers have the right to take their upper thigh shots. The law states that this is America and i...
PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...
Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...
With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture. She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood. Anderson, who is 46, told Vood...
A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...
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