What have you bastards done with Madonna? She was just here a minute ago. I remember the 80s (title of my upcoming tell-all bio) and Madonna’s tiny little moustache – where’d it go?! I love that moustache. I think you can kinda still see it on the co…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the official publication of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, Dr. Wolfgang Dorkhammer describes a case study of a San Francisco woman, apparently high on Haagen-Daz Ice Cream Bars, who rode her horse head-on into a frei...
Impeachment hearings involving claims that Donald Trump asked Ukraine President, Wolodymyr Selenskyj, to have Joe Biden's son, Hunter, investigated in return for favors from the US including weapons, have been thwarted by organic polymers of high mol...
A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered. Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life...
Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out! As the...
A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists! Women with si...
US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...
Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...
Looking unrecognizable after weight loss and cosmetic surgery, Mama June has become a hero to an unfortunate few in China after she donated her excess chins for transplant surgeries. The extra skin stayed in China after June's surgery, now Chines...
Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
The sad news that another world renowned diva has passed over to the illustrious home of stars in heaven hit the headlines today, Zsa Zsa Gabor gently slid away. After losing Prince, Bowie, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lemmy (was he a diva?) and other...
The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...
Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...
There may be many ways to deal with one's 39th birthday-or Deflategate fallout. Take New England Patriot superstar Tom Brady, for instance. He apparently accompanied his wife to Paris sometime this year for a secret rendezvous with the best face w...
Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her. "She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy w...
Spartanburg, SC: A bag-less upright is bag-less no more. On Friday a woman was convalescing from a breast augmentation when a tragedy occurred. Around 1:15 PM police and medical personnel were dispatched to the home of a hysterical husband. Lt. Br...
New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
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